Lucius: How The Hell Are You Still Alive?

Narcissa: So what, now I’m just supposed to do everything that Severus does? What if he jumped off a cliff?

Lucius: If Severus were to jump off a cliff, he would have done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Severus jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Narcissa: You jump off a cliff.

Lucius: Gladly, provided Severus did first.

Severus: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Lily: You need to stop.

Ok so I will absolutely be giving them more children! Thank you @shadowpup2205 and a special thanks to @repegminibbun !

I'm still wondering if I should have merula and/or Y/n as Sirius and sev's bio baby, to give a better idea of my thought process

Merula is a Slytherin all of black was Slytherin (ofc excluding Sirius) severus is a Slytherin, Sirius I imagine gave low blow insults (like merula) she's smart (like sev) has a dry sense of humor (like sev) she Outstanding at potions (again sev) she likes flying (like Sirius) merula has (well claims to have) gone to every quidditch world Cup since she was born, which obviously she loves quidditch (like Sirius and him taking her every year could be '1 on 1' time or 'daddy daughter' time) of course the way she was raised she has a "distaste" for muggle-borns and half-bloods but here she will most likely never say something like that or call anyone a mud-blood (for the obvious reason that her mother is a half-blood and her aunt is a muggle-born so she'll be taught to accept all witches and wizards) she will still be snooty (bc she 𝘪𝘴 Sirius Black's daughter (and probably bc her mother works at Hogwarts)) merula likes singing and wanted to be apart of the frog choir because her mom was in it and always sang to her (that is canon in case someone didn't know but it ties perfectly with sev) (that about as far as I got into Hogwarts mystery so I'm not gonna read anymore of her wiki so I don't spoil anything for me lol)

And y/n child it's more because when I'm reading a story about one of my favorite ships and they have an oc child I like pretending I'm that child because they're always such good parents and I have family issues, anyway that's why I was thinking of you the reader (aka you guys) as one of the children

I was thinking about making a side story where it's of them raising the children sorta full house style type of story. So who do you all think? Merula or you or maybe both?

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Severus: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.

Lucius: How so?

Severus: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.

Yo never mind they did 𝔾𝕆𝕆𝔻

Remus: Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit.

Remus: Fruits that do live up to their names?

Remus: Orange.