Remus: Ducks are better than rabbits.
James: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.
Lucius: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.
James: We’re not talking about flavour, Lucius!
Lucius: Flavour counts!
James: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone?
Regulus: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier?
James: Okay, but-
Regulus: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER?
Lucius: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!
James: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, LUCIUS!
Lucius: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, JAMES!
Remus: I- Jesus-
So I found this fic on AO3 where Severus meets and gets sorta adopted by his grandparents (on Eileen's side) I can't remember their names but they were both males and I think one was a male-carrier, Eileen wasn't nice in this one, something happened and James sent an owl to several and decided to follow it, he found out sev was being abused and took him back to Potter manor, the healer recognized Severus and contacted his grandfather's, Lucius was a good friend and kept checking on sev, Remus's father was not that great but having met a werewolf auror who helped him with fixing his relationship with his son and understanding werewolves better, they fall in love, Lily's a bitch who was stealing her parents money and sneaking out and bullying petunia, I think it's snames or maybe snupin I can't remember. Or marauders X Severus I really don't know
OH! and the marauders (except Peter) start working at a potion shop!
Severus, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.
Lily: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.
Severus: Don't ask me what I'm talking about. I don't know, okay? I'm just the vessel. The message has been gifted. I've moved on.
Lily: Severus, I think we have a problem.
Severus: What, the fire?
Lily: No, the- wait, what fire?
Severus: Oh forget about it, this sounds more interesting.
*******************Reversed Roles*****************
Severus: Lily, I think we have a problem.
Lily: What, the fire?
Severus: No, the- wait, what fire?
Lily: Oh forget about it, this sounds more interesting.
Remus: Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit.
Remus: Fruits that do live up to their names?
Remus: Orange.
Remus: Sorry I'm late, I was doing things.
Severus: Hello, I’m ‘things’.
Narcissa: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.
Severus: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you
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