3 Fun Romantic Questions To Ask On A First Date
3 fun romantic questions to ask on a first date
- where's the nearest exit?
- what's your lung volume?
- how many spiders are too many?
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I don't read them I simply acknowledge them as something I couldn't begin to understand
Thragg meant to post something
but Thragg forgt what was
Ah the DM's banned word list
There is a massive, invisible, indestructable dragon hovering over the players at all time.
It does nothing unless one of the PCs says "cabbage", "enthusiastically" or "February", at which point it immediately incinerates them on the spot.
Dragongirl kidnaps a maid instead of a princess by mistake; comes back to her lair after a hunt to find the coins and gems in her hoard have been organized into neat piles sorted by type, value, and kingdom of origin.
Me when I fire a machine gun
oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook
"Blushing Bridget and a Stunning Samus"
Happy trans day of visibility! Dont forget to don your thigh-highs and squeeze your blåhaj tight! In all seriousness it's so important now more than ever for us to be seen and known. To all my trans siblings out there, know that you are loved and understood 🏳️⚧️
🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
Evil wife or evil husband
Some of the setting's creatures are literally just mundane animals completely indistinguishable from real-life ones just with fancier names. "Swamp wyrms" are just alligators. "Dicorns" are just gazelles. "Dire mice" are just rats. "Zangloraths" are just bears.
Bestiary of our world written by halflings.
You must be a traveler from a dope ass land
and on the pedestal, these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias--hope you're enjoying my kickass sculpture of two vast and trunkless legs of stone and a shattered visage! I built it in this desert to prove an important point about Society
where is that cat with the kind and reassuring face
