I Don't Read Them I Simply Acknowledge Them As Something I Couldn't Begin To Understand

Bees. Bees? Bees!

Wild Magic that is determined my a random word generator and the DM has to interpret like a seer

­You can prophecy the future too, if you like

Yes my lady

2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

Imo if I Google a word the first thing should be it's definition after that you can show me films named after the word

hes big now

You wont catch me making a DND character that's a normal well adjusted person, wild magic sorcerer, goblins and derro will be all I play!

Does the right one also work, asking for a friend

hi i've seen this popup before. u click the left option or the middle option also works. it'll be great

Scps will be like

The 8 foot tall man must be kept within a 20 by 20 foot room with walls made of {redacted}

(several lines of black boxes)

He was found in a sunken oil rig at coordinates {data expunged} by our kickass bisexual researcher Dr bligby

Through rigorous testing and the death of 73 "death row inmates" we have found that he is capable of {information taken down under request by the Tennessee preservation of natural guinea pigs organisation}

*jaw dropping metaphor for how institutions are corrupted by greed*

I want a big ass

urgh i really wanna draw on the computer but i have to hook up my bigass tablet and i dint wanna do that :[