Ah the DM's banned word list
There is a massive, invisible, indestructable dragon hovering over the players at all time.
It does nothing unless one of the PCs says "cabbage", "enthusiastically" or "February", at which point it immediately incinerates them on the spot.
COUNTER CHOMP
I want cooking show where eating it gives them amsive knockers now
Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.
Like a monkeys paw "man I hate tiny icons wish they were bigger"
tumblr and discord changing their ui just enough to be noticeable within a week of each other, 1 million billion neurodivergent people found dead
You wont catch me making a DND character that's a normal well adjusted person, wild magic sorcerer, goblins and derro will be all I play!
You just being here is enough
you're my present this year
For the last time, I am not giving you my penis
Why don't we all unite into 2 huge countries that are gay and kiss from time to time, are we stupid?
I screamed into the void and it didn't answer, what now?
Gods I wish
blunt force feminization
Hey why does this launch pad lead directly into a giant vat of acid? Surely that can't be up to the health co- oh shit there's a penny on it
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AAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA *splash*