What A Terrible Omen You Are

I bet if some of you had a flaming sword you wouldn't even use it for something cool you'd probably just like light a cigarette with it or something

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[Based on Beebeerock's 'Mario teaches Bowser to be good' comic]

WX-78 is trying their best (probably) ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Amazeballs

so nice you see him twice

This is a dumb take do you know how vast history is as a subject? You could spend your life studying it and still not get every joke

My high school history teacher’s wisest advice was that you have to pay attention in history class so that you will understand jokes. And I think of him with righteous fury every time I see people on tumblr thoughtfully trying to explain a joke that requires the audience to have paid attention in history class. Don’t indulge them! Gatekeep the good jokes!

WIZARDS!!!

If you like casting *Flesh to Stone*

Then you will surely love *Stone to Flesh*

Give life to a cliff today!

Victorian period drama but they say modern slang

Python is objectively the worst programming language because sometimes you have to type something like

If variable > 3:

And like... I don't want to make them sad

the pornographic distinction between the Futa (woman with penis; dominant, top) and the Femboy (effeminate man; submissive, bottom) is fascinating.

Yippppeeeee

another cool bug on this site is when youre on mobile and suddenly the ads will just move and cover the post youre reading