I Bet If Some Of You Had A Flaming Sword You Wouldn't Even Use It For Something Cool You'd Probably Just

SLAY a vampire.......

BUILD your empire.....

engage in COMBAT with others.....

learn DARK SECRETS.......

all at the GOCEY STORE

Without any hesitation at all

I have the honor of having someone really really cool help me translate this one because a LOT gets lost in google translate. Thank you SO so much @v1x-holo

Alt version under the cut!!

The reference

The really silly alt version I made

I was opening half life 2 as I read this, I'm so glad the music kicked in right at the best time

Newser

World's 3 Richest Men Will Sit Together at Inauguration

Insider says Musk, Bezos, Zuckerberg will be on platform with Trump's Cabinet nominees

The people in the top three spots on Forbes' billionaire list—Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and Mark Zuckerberg—will have prime seats at President-elect Trump's inauguration next week. NBC News, citing "an official involved with the planning of the event," reports that the three tech billionaires will be sitting together on the platform with other high-profile guests, including Trump's Cabinet nominees. Bezos and Zuckerberg's companies, Amazon and Meta, have each donated $1 million to the inauguration, while Musk spent more than $250 million to help Trump win the election, reports Reuters.

In the future everything is chrome

Python is objectively the worst programming language because sometimes you have to type something like

If variable > 3:

And like... I don't want to make them sad

4chan was like hacked or something, are they going to make 5 chan?

Whenever I read a comma in text I actually speed up, fuck you and your ideas of pacing and emphasis

Woowwww soo cool

When I was in my teens, I used to make an entire magic system with 360+ unique spells, ordered in magic schools and categories, and it boggles my mind that I basically reinvented DnD mechanics, even down to metamagic.

I wanted to make a wiki about it but I don't have time for it.

The point was to try to encompass every "superpower" I could think of into a magic system.

I even got lore related to it all, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna simply reuse it all for OC worldbuilding. Ngl the fun part was naming all the spells, symbols and coming up with the logic of it all.

Warforfed wizard

Some swampy water,

Blood of lamb...

I cast a curse:

2 gigs of RAM!!!!

Love when the Eldritch horror is like a little silly