You Know, I Always Would Get Angry At Characters For Mistreating The Comic Relief (forgetting, Underestimating,

So guess who just learned that when you have a sore throat, it’s not a good idea to drink extremely acidic liquids. Guess who also learned that orange juice is especially acidic.

My throat hurts really badly now :(

one of my worst writing sins is abusing my power to create compound words. i cannot write the sentence "The sun shone as bright as honey that afternoon." no. that's boring. "The sun was honey-bright that afternoon" however? yes. that sentence is dope as fuck. i do not care if "honey-bright" is a word in the english dictionary. i do not care if the sentence is grammatically correct. i will not change. i will not correct my erred ways. the laws of the english language are mine.

aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAH

The world is made for the boringly average and I refuse to elaborate.

Happy Halloween! Have fun, make sure to be properly hydrated and to be safe! Nothing is spookier than safety precautions.

People,

I NEED MORE MALE LEADS BITCH SLAPPING PEOPLE

Bitch slapping is for everyone!

The token straight is no longer straight.

The token straight is confused about the different sexualities

May I also add,

“Let’s get you fed.” and “Let’s get you inside.”

Just thinking about the intimacy behind a very soft and gentle "Let's get you home."

“What do you need?”

“A hug.”

“I was talking to the dog”

“Oh……”

So I was going through my google docs on my writing account. I found this gem:

GE: JUST TRY AND CATCH ME BASTARD. GI: YOU BETTER RUN YOU WHORE! *GE is caught by GI* GE: OH woe is me~ spare the young one! Be merciful upon me! GI: LIKE FUCK I WILL BITCH! *GI bites GE and is released upon* GE: YOU FOOL! YOU BUFFOON! YOU TRIED TO CATCH A GOD! GE: WELL FUCK YOU TOO! K: What the fuck are they doing over there

I can’t find any context for this