I Remember Hearing The Phrase “You Went To The Store For Butter And Apples, Yet You Came Back With

Fuck this shit Imma eat a jar

One of the best things I’ve learned from being around cats is that most cats adopt their owner. Whether it be breaking into a home and refusing to leave (surprisingly common) or stalking their potential owner (also surprisingly common), cats don’t get adopted, they adopt you.

Anybody else think rocks just look... tasty?

Just

Tasty

I wanna take a bite out of it but I can’t

(The picture is of rose quartz)

"Oh doomed yuri is great! I love doomed yuri soooo much! Hey, you should read some doomed yuri!" You know what I love? Joy, whimsy, feeling happy for the day you god damned masochists

The only proper answer to this is death.

Somewhere, at sometime, someone looked at you and smiled. I don’t know the reason why, but at some point you made someone smile. And that’s enough. Your doing a good job.

I just came back and looked at the only fanfic I’ve written. It was about characters. In a text book. A beginners Japanese text book. I had studied Japanese 8 years before ever even finding out about this text book. I now realize why I don’t write fan-fiction.

Tumblr is the one site where I am HEAVILY confused at what the formalities are. I know that there is some form of etiquette on this site yet after a year or two of being here I have no fucking idea

You know, I always would get angry at characters for mistreating the comic relief (forgetting, underestimating, or generally treating them like they’re idiots) and the show gives them no consequences! Now that I’m older I’ve realized it’s because I’m the comic relief.