Jak. Jake. Be My Father. Plea (/hj)

Eats the context

if this ain’t me on a Friday night.

I wanna do the first video to Steven.

Uh

My birthday was yesterday. I didn’t post about it because I was spending time with family. Hsshahajeje idk what else to say???? Idk man

Thank you to all the thirty people that are following my page. Sorry I haven’t updated my AO3 fic or posted much lately, just lost motivation.

what..?

OHOHOHOH NO-

double dick man, yayyy….

@ross-yippee

Thanks for tagging me, @chaoticfandomgirly !❤️

And the lucky man is…

D.C.I. Mike McGuire from Whitstable Pearl!

Don’t mind if I do! A lovably grumpy bear of a man, who I would climb like a tree given half the chance!

I tag @all-or-nothing-baby @guiltypleasurefandomface @fireladybuckley @kinkykinard @a-victorian-girl @katries and anyone else who wants to play. No pressure on anyone who doesn’t!😘

@owlthehybrid you little bitch I’m 5'4

how tall are y'all again?

you can tell im being serious because I never say y'all

Peterrrr

Peterrrr can I bite you…. (Meant affectionately)

" .. Okay, I guess. But if your teeth are sharp, I’ll start crying. "

Please. I’m just tired of this

stop sending me these asks

im very close to just turning my asks off entirely

Pelt Color Interpretations / Template + Example!

I ran out of space for every color ever listed.

I posted this to Reddit and Tumblr together, just so more people saw it. Have fun with it, or just ignore it.

this shit is what I saw today

Safe to say that my ass got beat by these Canadian waterproofed ducks with kazoos in their throats!