I ran out of space for every color ever listed.
I posted this to Reddit and Tumblr together, just so more people saw it. Have fun with it, or just ignore it.
matthew . i have a gift . for you . [ plushieofsteven.png ] get freaky . or don't . idk .
" Mine. Thank you. "
Steven scoffs. " You have the real thing right here?? "
" Yeah, I’m aware– it’s just a nice gift. Thanks anon! "
And then Roger just barges in with Ford right behind. " OWL SWEETHEART HELP THIS GUY’S TRYING TO INSPECT MY NECK. "
Nico look
[He doesn’t seem actually mad. It’s more of a ✨ sarcastic remark ✨ based on his tone.]
"You have 72 hours."
Left alone in the consequences of his obsession, he let desperation get hold of his intellect and come up with a plan. For the world. For himself.
“Dave, Dave Dave Dave. Hey
. kebab. “ @music-blaster
" Kebab! "
Dave seems excited. His neck cranes around you, looking for any hidden kebabs.
matt can u yiff me i promise im a sentient plushie please just the tip please please pleaseplease
(I’M SO SORRY I FUCKING DIIIEEDDDDD 😭😭😭)
" … I don’t know if Steven would like that. Though, he doesn’t know about the whole plushie thing either. " They think about it for a minute. " Alright, fine. I’ll bend you over a crate in the back. Just keep your noises down. "
YIPPEE!!!
CHOMP. Teefs are not sharp :3
" Oh- not as bad as I thought. "
I imagine Bill Cipher stumbling around like a baby deer the moment his powers are taken away because- he’s never needed to walk on his own, right? He’s always just floated around!
is it gay to kiss a homie goodnight