This Shit Is What I Saw Today

overly aggressive pat pat the Dave

O u r p l e

Dave lowers his head slightly to make it easier for the anon to pat him. " Thanks, anon! "

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How I dance after being escorted from the kitchen for dipping my big toe in the fondue.

me when i’m covered in fire ants (trying to shake them off)

bet he didn’t see that one coming

“Hheeeeyyyy…”

“Give me my husband back.”

No. AHAHAUAUAHAH

" Ah, right! "

Ford clicks his pen, seemingly eager to question Roger. The phone headed man seemed nervous, glancing between Owl and Ford in a way only a phone could. With a few clicks, Roger spoke. " So..? "

" Where did you get that phone from? Were you born with it, or did you acquire it later on? "

Nico look

[He doesn’t seem actually mad. It’s more of a ✨ sarcastic remark ✨ based on his tone.]

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Ford takes a step back.

" Right.. sorry. I was just curious. Didn’t know it was a touchy subject. "

Nico look

[He doesn’t seem actually mad. It’s more of a ✨ sarcastic remark ✨ based on his tone.]

And then Roger just barges in with Ford right behind. " OWL SWEETHEART HELP THIS GUY’S TRYING TO INSPECT MY NECK. "

Nico look

[He doesn’t seem actually mad. It’s more of a ✨ sarcastic remark ✨ based on his tone.]

incorrect quotes #1

Dipper: eating chips (Doritos)

Bill: MY BROTHERS, NOO-