Replaying Eos :33 I Was Too Attached To My Main Team So I Made An Eos Au :33 This Is The Hero I’ll

I was playing Cookie Run Kingdom, everything was normal, but when I opened it, it said my game needed to updatez Weird. I didn't remember a new update coming out, especially since the Mystic Flour Cookie update just came out. Well, it was only 666 mb, so maybe it was just a bug fix. I updated the game, and it started running as normal. I went to the arena and started working on getting my rank back up, but in the first fight I did, Gingerbrave was on my team. My attacking team was normally Pure Vanilla, Moonlight, Hollyberry, Snapdragon, and Black Pearl. Gingerbrave had replaced Snapdragon. I still won the battle, assuming it was maybe a mistake, I swapped out Gingerbrave for Snapdragon again. But then, in the next battle, he was back. I started getting confused, so I swapped him out again. But this time, the next battle had two gingerbraves, now replacing both Snapdragon and Black Pearl. I got weirded out, and decided to just grind some Master difficulty levels, but the issue was still occurring. No matter how many times I edited my team, Gingerbrave was there. I tried closing my game, sending bug reports, but the issue still persisted. I gave up and decided to just decorate my kingdom but... that's when it got freaky. The music stopped, and all my buildings and decorations were gone. The only cookie there was Gingerbrave. I clicked on him out of curiosity, what he said shocked me. "Theyre all gone Kevin." his voice was more deep and glitchy than normal, and how did he know my real name? I checked my cookies, they were all gone, except for a level 666 Gingerbrave. I clicked on him, this time he said "It's just me and you." I was getting scared. The only other thing I could thi kay of was trying the gacha. There were only two gacha a, the standard one, but the only cookie there was gingerbrave. And the costume one, where Mont Blanc cookie was also replaced with gingerbread, but he looked different. His eyes were black with red pupiles, and his frosting was replaced with realistic blood. I had just enough gems and rainbow cubes for a 10 pull on the cookie gacha and costume gacha. On the cookie gacha, I got 10 gingerbraves, and on the costume gacha, i got that costume of the gingerbave with black eyes and realistic blood. The game forced me to equip the costume to gingerbrave, but when I did, it crashed. When I reopened the game, all the cookies on the loading screen were dead, with realistic blood. The music was replaced with static. My kingdom was now a black void. Gingerbrave started speaking to me without me needing to click him, "I'm god Kevin.. I killed then all. Well... all except for one." my game crashed again, and my phone died. I heard a knock on my door. Standing there was Gingerbrave. WITH A GUN. Before I could react, he laughed and screamed "I AM GOD!!!!!!!" before shooting me. I am writing this warning to you from the depths of hell, NEVRR play Cookie Tun again."

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HE CANT TAKE AWAY MY RIGHT TO DRAW FUCKHEADS

The year is 2050, and Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, now known as WOKEmon LIBERAL COMMUNE is being remade. It has remakes of all four games, Rescue Team is now **Rescue Theys**. Your partner will always be non binary and there are 63 gender options for your hero, though hero and partner are stigmatized terms, so now we have the social activist and the anti-racisim pal. Team Meanies is now Team LGBTQ Rights. Gengar is Gengay, Medicham is now Ru Paul, and Ekans is now Yranibnon. The meteor in the end of the game has been replaced with the capitalist party. **Explorers of Sky** is now Explorers of Activisim. The Guild is now the Liberal Party. Wigglytuff and Chatot are now a proud lesbian couple with Wigglytuff being a trans woman and Chatot being non-binary as it's too misogynistic to have only men in power. Wigglytuff is no longer the guild master but the Prime Minister of the Activists. Team Skull has been rebranded to Team Cis and represent the capitalist party. Skuntank is now Trump, Zubat is now Cishet, and Koffing is now White American. The other major change is to the future trio, Grovyle is now Wokevyle, Dusknoir is now Duskhernoir, and Celebi is now Celebisexual. **Gates to Infinity** also faces lots of changes, Paradise is now Pride 2050. Emolga is now Gayolga, Dunsparce is now Dunsparce, Virizion is Dykeion, Espeon is TWeon and Umbreon is CWeon. The Bittercold has been replaced with the Florida Governor. Dunsparce and Gayolga are a proud gay t4t couple. Dykeion and Keldeo- I mean Kelthey, stopped being friends after Kelthey triggered Dykeion by mentioning Harry Potter. Oh! I forgot to mention, but the fighting mechanics have now been replaced with debating mechanics, in which you debate the other Pokemon on the best way to stop climate change. Anyways, finally we have **Super Mystery Dungeon** called what else, but Super Woke Local Commune. Nuzleaf is now Nuzshe, and gives single mothers representation. The Expedition Society is now the Red Society (communisim) and the scariest part? This game doesn't come out in 2050. It's being written RIGHT NOW.

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he’s so cool i love him im so normal about him

*them <3 (version w/o filter under cut)

i was rooting for skibbidi toilet wtf

god help me

*setting things up still but ah @martlet-of-snowdin :P

girlboss urge to make an undertale/uty ask blog is real rn

Hello! Is it okay for me to use ur art of Axis (funny silly little murder guy) as a discord pfp if I credit you in my status?

*yeah sure!!!

they'll either serve me a bowl of shit or a 5* meal so

drew a portrait for my psmd hero bc i love her a lot (´∀｀)♡