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CHAT there's been this sprunki au floating in my head and i need to infodump

name is subject to change but for now i've dubbed it "murder gang au"

still ironing out some of the details, but the main jist of it is that at some point, black is defeated, and the only survivors are tunner (cuz i said so,) gray, fun bot, mr fun computer, jevin, pinki, wenda, brud, and to an extent: durple, simon, and mr sun. (oh, vinerias also out there but shhh they don't know that yet)

just about everyone is immediately hospitalized, leaving gray, jevin, and the robots to decide what to do with wenda, durple, and simon, as they're all responsible for the death or injuries of at least one person.

they ultimately decide it isn't safe to keep them around, and give them two days to finish anything they need to do, before they have to leave.

from there on out, the three would go on SILLY ADVENTURES!! traveling and surviving together, all while forming a silly sibling-like bond due to their shared trauma and mountain of guilt, hooray!

oh oh ALSO! simon is unable to see due to well... not having eyes, wenda can hear still, but due to her ears being shredded has difficulty hearing, and durples jaw unhinges whenever he opens his mouth, he's still able to make noises, but it's hard for him to communicate via words

see no evil hear no evil hear no evil and all that

as for think no evil, they all get to have a voice in their head telling them to do bad things ;3

I was playing Cookie Run Kingdom, everything was normal, but when I opened it, it said my game needed to updatez Weird. I didn't remember a new update coming out, especially since the Mystic Flour Cookie update just came out. Well, it was only 666 mb, so maybe it was just a bug fix. I updated the game, and it started running as normal. I went to the arena and started working on getting my rank back up, but in the first fight I did, Gingerbrave was on my team. My attacking team was normally Pure Vanilla, Moonlight, Hollyberry, Snapdragon, and Black Pearl. Gingerbrave had replaced Snapdragon. I still won the battle, assuming it was maybe a mistake, I swapped out Gingerbrave for Snapdragon again. But then, in the next battle, he was back. I started getting confused, so I swapped him out again. But this time, the next battle had two gingerbraves, now replacing both Snapdragon and Black Pearl. I got weirded out, and decided to just grind some Master difficulty levels, but the issue was still occurring. No matter how many times I edited my team, Gingerbrave was there. I tried closing my game, sending bug reports, but the issue still persisted. I gave up and decided to just decorate my kingdom but... that's when it got freaky. The music stopped, and all my buildings and decorations were gone. The only cookie there was Gingerbrave. I clicked on him out of curiosity, what he said shocked me. "Theyre all gone Kevin." his voice was more deep and glitchy than normal, and how did he know my real name? I checked my cookies, they were all gone, except for a level 666 Gingerbrave. I clicked on him, this time he said "It's just me and you." I was getting scared. The only other thing I could thi kay of was trying the gacha. There were only two gacha a, the standard one, but the only cookie there was gingerbrave. And the costume one, where Mont Blanc cookie was also replaced with gingerbread, but he looked different. His eyes were black with red pupiles, and his frosting was replaced with realistic blood. I had just enough gems and rainbow cubes for a 10 pull on the cookie gacha and costume gacha. On the cookie gacha, I got 10 gingerbraves, and on the costume gacha, i got that costume of the gingerbave with black eyes and realistic blood. The game forced me to equip the costume to gingerbrave, but when I did, it crashed. When I reopened the game, all the cookies on the loading screen were dead, with realistic blood. The music was replaced with static. My kingdom was now a black void. Gingerbrave started speaking to me without me needing to click him, "I'm god Kevin.. I killed then all. Well... all except for one." my game crashed again, and my phone died. I heard a knock on my door. Standing there was Gingerbrave. WITH A GUN. Before I could react, he laughed and screamed "I AM GOD!!!!!!!" before shooting me. I am writing this warning to you from the depths of hell, NEVRR play Cookie Tun again."

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Hero Partner Week - Day 3

┌─◇─◇──◇─◇─┐ Day/Night └─◇─◇──◇─◇─┘

"It's a little funny." Ember began, "Eh? What is?" Fern asked, tilting her head "When I first arrived in this world, all I wanted to do was run away. To go back to being a human. I hated everything around me. But now? There's nothing I'd rather do than be with you." she smiled, "Thank you." ‧˚₊꒷꒦︶︶︶︶︶꒷꒦︶︶︶︶︶꒦꒷‧₊˚⊹

( @heropartnerweek )

*lesbian, sapphic, maybe even girls love

*sssssorry that it's a day late i was busy yesterday so i had to rush this today

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Hero Partner Week - Day 1

┌─◇─◇──◇─◇─┐ First Meeting └─◇─◇──◇─◇─┘

The cheerful Snivy grinned, "So what's your name? Mine is Fern! No no wait! Let me guess! Is it... Grumpy? Firey? Ms. Hothead? Uhh..." "Ember." the Fennekin gruffed, quickening her pace to match Ferns, "Aw! I was close enough though right? Ember's a pretty name!" "It is?" Ember tilted her head, "I mean, thanks, or whatever. Yours is nice too, I guess." ‧˚₊꒷꒦︶︶︶︶︶꒷꒦︶︶︶︶︶꒦꒷‧₊˚⊹

( @heropartnerweek )

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The year is 2050, and Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, now known as WOKEmon LIBERAL COMMUNE is being remade. It has remakes of all four games, Rescue Team is now **Rescue Theys**. Your partner will always be non binary and there are 63 gender options for your hero, though hero and partner are stigmatized terms, so now we have the social activist and the anti-racisim pal. Team Meanies is now Team LGBTQ Rights. Gengar is Gengay, Medicham is now Ru Paul, and Ekans is now Yranibnon. The meteor in the end of the game has been replaced with the capitalist party. **Explorers of Sky** is now Explorers of Activisim. The Guild is now the Liberal Party. Wigglytuff and Chatot are now a proud lesbian couple with Wigglytuff being a trans woman and Chatot being non-binary as it's too misogynistic to have only men in power. Wigglytuff is no longer the guild master but the Prime Minister of the Activists. Team Skull has been rebranded to Team Cis and represent the capitalist party. Skuntank is now Trump, Zubat is now Cishet, and Koffing is now White American. The other major change is to the future trio, Grovyle is now Wokevyle, Dusknoir is now Duskhernoir, and Celebi is now Celebisexual. **Gates to Infinity** also faces lots of changes, Paradise is now Pride 2050. Emolga is now Gayolga, Dunsparce is now Dunsparce, Virizion is Dykeion, Espeon is TWeon and Umbreon is CWeon. The Bittercold has been replaced with the Florida Governor. Dunsparce and Gayolga are a proud gay t4t couple. Dykeion and Keldeo- I mean Kelthey, stopped being friends after Kelthey triggered Dykeion by mentioning Harry Potter. Oh! I forgot to mention, but the fighting mechanics have now been replaced with debating mechanics, in which you debate the other Pokemon on the best way to stop climate change. Anyways, finally we have **Super Mystery Dungeon** called what else, but Super Woke Local Commune. Nuzleaf is now Nuzshe, and gives single mothers representation. The Expedition Society is now the Red Society (communisim) and the scariest part? This game doesn't come out in 2050. It's being written RIGHT NOW.

#TAKEACTION

*im bored so in honor of hero partner week coming up next month and me INTENDING to participate i figured id write a bit about my silly guys;;;;

*i think its really obvious that some of these guys are more developed than others.... i tend to develop them more on replays, so the more i've played a pmd game, the more developed the hero/partner are

*cw lesbians.... /j sprite credit

Rescue Team - Team Fire Coral -

Orchid the Blaziken:

| + | She/He | + | Bigender Lesbian | + | ❤️ Seaslug

Spunky, protective, adventurous, and hot-headed. She often charges right into things on a whim and without thinking them through. His hot-headedness leads him to be fairly aggressive at times. She's also rather stubborn, often holding grudges and being completely set in her ways. The only Pokemon he was really able to fully forgive, out of everyone, was Gengar. She didn't fully forgive the town for sending her and her partner into exile, they knew Gengar was bad news, but they still believed him. Gengar on the other hand, after the events of Murky Cave, she began to see more as a mischievous kid rather than some completely evil monster. She adopted him as an 'honary member of Team Fire Coral.'

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Seaslug the Wartortle:

| + | They/She/He | + | Genderfluid Pansexual | + | ❤️ Orchid

Pretty similar to Orchid in personality, just much more introverted than her. They're also a bit of a hot-head, but has a much easier time letting go than their partner, being able to forgive pretty much every, except for Ninetales though, both Seaslug and Orchid have their problems with her. They're incredibly supportive of their girlfriend, no matter what. Believing that her hot headed and stubborn was doesn't make her a bad Pokemon.

Explorers - Team Fragment -

Najia the Delcatty:

| + | She/It/They | + | Polyamorous Agender Lesbian | + | ❤️ Aether, Spinda

Rather mischievous with a fascination for mixology and witchcraft. They're not too crazy about exploring, but they still enjoys it and spending time with the Guild Members. She's Aether's #1 supporter and will do anything to make her happy. Also pretty charismatic, managing to convince Celebi to let Grovyle and Dusknoir visit the past whenever they please. And whenever they do visit, it makes sure to have a prank to play on them at the ready. On hard days, it sneaks out into Spinda's Cafe to down some Pokemon wine. Spinda often lets them vent to them about whatever's troubling them. Also still very bitter about Navy ( Manaphy ) being taken away from her due to past mommy issues. Oops

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Aether the Luxio:

| + | She/Her | + | Ambiamorous Girlflux Biromantic | + | ❤️ Najia, Spinda

She's timid, easily startled, and self-deprecating. Despite this, she's very determined to achieve her dream of becoming an explorer. Najia helped Aether get over her fears, though her anxiety is still a problem for her in her day-to-day life, but she's come to terms with that, and she's fine with that. She knows she has Najia, Spinda, and her friends to help her whenever she needs, and that's all that matters to her. Aether became friends with Team Skull in the year that Najia was gone. Najia was hesitant to trust them at first, but ultimately came around. Aether still vividly remembers the day Najia disappeared, and occasionally has nightmares where she disappears again. But Najia is always there to comfort her after them.

Gates to Infinity - Team Hope -

Raja the Axew/Zorua Hybrid:

| + | She/They | + | Demigirl Lesbian | + | ❤️ Virizion

Mischievous and really damn smart. Tends to act like a know-it-all for the fun of it, in fact she does most things for the fun of it. Often considering saying or doing pretty rude or dumb things soley to see what happens. Though, their sensible, smart side prevents them from doing it. Unlike in Mako's exact wish, she wasn't able to freely travel between the human world and Pokemon world. Instead being stuck in the Pokemon world. Mako apologized, but she insisted that it was fine. Unlike the other heroes, she remembers her human life with near perfect clarity. She seems awfully reluctant to talk about it, though. She also never quite forgave Munna & the others or Kyurem. Especially Kyruem, who attacked her out of the blue, leading to her loosing an eye and permanently breaking a leg.

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Mako the Oshawott:

| + | He/They | + | Demiboy Gay

He initially started out as a careless, distrusting guy due to the nature of their world. Due to the rarity of shiny Pokemon, he was often treated as a 'good luck token' instead of an actual Pokemon with thoughts and feelings. He eventually realized his old 'friends' were just manipulating him, and swore to never let himself be used again. He ran away from his old home, running into Raja along the way. He initially bought the land to be his paradise, but he slowly began to warm up to his friends. Though, they didn't formally apologize for treating them poorly until after he was kidnapped by Munna, where he began to doubt Raja would come save him due to how horrible he was to her. But, when she and Hydreigon came through, he realized that Raja and the others really did care about him the whole time. Apologizing for everything when he returned to Paradise. From then on, he dropped his persona and let the others see his more goofy, laid-back, and righteous side. He also never got a scallop like other Oshawotts, instead being given one by Raja the night after she rescued him from Munna.

Super Mystery Dungeon - Team Dreamscape -

Ember the Fennekin:

| + | She/Xe/Any | + | Genderqueer Lesbian | + | ❤️ Fern

Once she first arrived in the Pokemon world, Ember was incredibly rude and distrusting of everyone. Though, she did still have morals and a sense of justice. Often agreeing to help Pokemon due to moral obligations or an obvious wrong needing to be righted. Though as time goes on, Ember would only increasingly warm up to Fern, showing her to be not some ruthless bully, but a sarcastic nerd who was scared to hurt herself by becoming loosing a good friends, so she chose to not make any friends. She revealed her fixations on herbology, medicine, and astrology, often nerding out to Fern about cool plants she found. After the post-game, Ember reveals that exploring isn't really what she wants. After everything, she just wants to go back to Serene Village with Nuzleaf, with the excitement of Lively Town and Expedition Society being a little too overwhelming for her at the time. She wanted to go back to school and learn how to become a doctor. Though to her surprise, Fern completely understood. So, she moved back, but not without making Fern promise to visit often.

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Fern the Snivy:

| + | She/Her | + | Trans Lesbian | + | ❤️ Ember

The silliest silly to ever silly. She's profusely optimistic and extroverted. She doesn't really notice or care if others are upset with her, except for Ember, in which case she'll make up for whatever upset her as soon as possible. While Fern helped Ember to open up and learn that its better to have loved and lost than to never have loved, Ember helped Fern learn that being reckless isn't always that good. It's okay to be a little reckless, but if you're too reckless, you could end up getting others hurt in the process. She also helped her to learn to be a bit more considerate of others feelings, some people prefer to have some peace and alone time, and that's okay. They're still friends even if they don't hang out or talk every day. When Ember told her that she wanted to return to Serene Village, Fern was initially hurt, but remembered what Ember helped teach her. It was okay for Ember to have a different dream then her, her moving back to Serene Village didn't mean they'd never see each other again, because they would. They could visit each other at almost any time. Plus, they were good friends with a Talonflame named Flametail, who agreed to help them send each other letters. If anything, Fern was incredibly happy. Ember fully opened up to her, she trusted Fern to not get upset with her when she told her about wanting to move back. The old Ember would've never done that, she would've kept making herself miserable.

*my pal has been playing super so i started a new save w/ a new team based around some psmd oc concepts i made a while ago :3

*their story thingy below the cut

*Chestnut is a Chespin from the main series games universe who was sent to the pmd-universe via an ultra wormhole. She was adopted by a Pokemon (still undecided as to what one) in a town not too far from Serene Village. The pokemon in that town are known for being historians. They all seem to share a passion for learning about history, and, the most recent thing they were researching was Dark Matter.

*Riptide on the other hand, is a Froakie who was possessed by Dark Mater. Dark Matter didn't do much with him, mostly using him as a disposable pawn to maybe petrify a few smaller threats and then be disposed of. Dark Matter was aware that Chestnut's town was researching Dark Matter. Not wanting them to get too close, it sent Riptide to petrify the town.

*In the calamity, Chestnut managed to run away. She didn't get a good look at who was petrifying everyone though. Dark Matter knew she had escaped. It decided to be petty, and since it had nothing better to use Riptide for, and sent him to find her. It was also aware that Chestnut wasn't from this world. It could be possible that she was a human. So instead of just turning her to stone, it got Riptide to pretend to be her friend.

*Some stuff happens and eventually Chestnut confesses that she's not from this world, but isn't a human. Dark Matter gets pissed the hell off and attacks her, trying to turn her to stone. It succeeds, but Riptide did genuinely like Chestnut, so he tried to fight back against Dark Matter.

*But Dark Matter didn't care much anymore so it just got Nuzleaf to petrify him. Now Riptide and Chestnut are stuck in the Voidlands together. Chestnut is pissed since her friend was the one who practically murdered her family so he explains everything. Chestnut doesn't forgive him instantly, but allows him to tag along with her as they try to survive in the Voidlands.

*Then post-PSMD they get free, Chestnut and Riptide return to Chestnut's hometown and then decide to go to the Serene Village school YAY good ending

Cosmic Calamity

*Undertale Yellow AU Time!! :333 Half of my hyperfixation is on Star specifically sooo I made an AU centered around him

*Certain things are subject to change depending on if my feelings change/feedback

*This NOT a ship AU. Star is in his early-mid 20s during UTY and his late 20s-early 30s during UT, Flowey is stuck as a 13-ish year old. Just felt the need to clarify that.

Contains Spoilers for UTY below! (Geno and True Pacifist)

*Basically, Clover has been being possessed by the PLAYER, and has been doing multiple genocide runs. PLAYER gets more and more influence each reset, and this time, they managed to kill Martlet before she escaped

*Flowey has been growing tired of the genocide routes. Isn’t Clover bored now? But now they killed Martlet before she escaped, that was new. He didn’t want to admit it, but he was kinda scared. Before he knew exactly what to predict, just playing along in hopes Clover would get bored and do a different route, one which hopefully ended in him getting his souls. But now he didn’t know what to predict.

*In this timeline, word never reaches the Wild East about Clover, so everyone is blissfully unaware of their genocide. It plays out like it does normally, but with Clover killing citizens of the Wild East while everyone’s back was turned. Star believes that everyone is just… away from town, they’ll probably be back eventually. Ceroba grows suspicious of Clover, she managed to get some people to evacuate, but fails to convince Star in time. Star returns from the mines just in time to see Clover kill the Feisty Four. Ceroba fights Clover to stall for time, telling Star to run. He refuses, he has to avenge his town, it’s his duty as a Sheriff. Ceroba forces him to run away, shoving him out of the gate and closing it. PLAYER tries to go back and kill Star, but he’s already gone, Flowey forces them to forget about it and move on to the Steamworks. After they oblige and go to the Steamworks, Flowey considers his options. The timeline had already been changed, so why wouldn’t he change it more? The last two monsters who stood so much as a chance against Clover would be Axis and Starlo. Axis would probably try to kill Flowey, plus, he’s technically not a monster, so Flowey went to go find Starlo. He finds Starlo and explains everything, the resets, saving, loading, timelines, all of it. Flowey wants to put an end to it, but he doesn’t know how. He could just reset now, but would that really do anything? Clover would just come back and do genocide all over again. Sure, his main motivation for stopping the resets is just wanting the human souls, but Starlo doesn’t need to know that. Starlo and Flowey agree to work together to try and stop Clover.

*The genocide route continues as normal, by now, Clover is lv. 20, they’re in control now. But when Clover approaches the castle, Starlo is there. So is Flowey, they give exposition and fight Clover.

*The first phase of this hypothetical fight wouldn’t be too insanely hard, easier than the Zenith of Monsterkind at the least. Starlo tanks hits for Flowey, and eventually when Starlo would get to around 1/5th of his HP, Flowey realizes they’re not strong enough on their own, and leaves, promising to be as quick as possible.

*This part of the fight would be much easier, but when you ‘kill’ Starlo, before he turns to dust, Flowey returns with the human souls. He grabs Starlo and shoves the souls into him. He also indirectly causes himself to also fuse with Starlo, forming the Blazing Star (like the warrior cat book….omg…)

*PLAYER is determined, but so are they. Now it seems to be a battle of who can outlast the other. Essentially a purgatory for Clover. PLAYER and the Blazing Star would all be fighting for control of the timeline. There’d probably be an ending where the PLAYER wins, but that’s boring and lame. So the Blazing Star (mainly Flowey) would begin to question how this 12 year old is still managing to grip a hold on the timeline when they’re facing what’s pretty much a god. He realizes that there’s a second party at play. Clover isn’t more determined than them, far from it, it’s someone else. Someone neither human, nor monster.

*The Blazing Star tries to get Clover to resist the player, and eventually, they do. The threes combined efforts manage to split PLAYER from Clovers soul. They destroy PLAYERs connection to their world and reset the timeline.

*Clover has very few memories of that timeline, only that Flowey and Starlo helped them when they needed it most. Starlo has some memories of it, he mostly remembers everything but some parts are fuzzy, namely the logistics of saving and the timelines as well as most of the stuff before the final fight. Flowey however remembers it clearly.

*Clover does the true pacifist ending and everything stays pretty much the same, but Starlo and Flowey are friends now.

*After Clover gives up their soul, Flowey lets them rest. 10-ish years pass, and Flowey panics since he lost control of the timeline again. He goes to see if another human fell, he’s still been checking every day since he still wants those souls. But low and behold it’s everyone’s favorite yellow skinned gremlin, Frisk.

*Flowey recognizes Charas presence, and Frisks story plays out largely the same. Though I do want to add in a Wild East section, not too sure what’s gonna happen or how Frisk gets there though. However, Starlo would be a wee bit suspicious of Frisk due to sensing that secondary presence (Chara) in their soul, but would realize that regardless of who or what it is, Frisk is indefinitely better than PLAYER.

*Flowey also cut off contact with Starlo after Frisk fell, believing he wouldn’t understand why it was so important that Frisk stayed alive.

*And then after the Asriel fight Starlo and Flowey make up and become friends again YAY good ending

*anyways here’s a concept for the blazing stars design: