Totally Didn't Join A Cult

whats cool about being trans is my parents are totally right. i did kill their beautiful son. im the thing that animates his corpse in an ever more convincing parody of a happy girl. i devoured him from the inside out and now there is nothing left of him and he is dead dead dead and there is only me, with my hollow eyes and dark eyeliner and long hair, and my big smile. my limp, effeminate gestures belie the marionetting of the boy they loved. my fagginess is his death. already his body becomes a fitter home for my parasitism in full; the tits, the hips, the thighs. sorry about your kid. thanks for the biomass <3

The more I learn about baseball, the more interesting it seems, which is weird because I'm not really a sports person

Anyways I wanna share something neat that I learned but I'm gonna preface this by saying that I'm not "into" baseball. I'm just visiting the baseball zoo and reading the little blurbs the have on the cages

With that out of the way, when you swing a bat, your momentum naturally goes with the bat, right? So for righties, immediately after batting, their momentum starts to take them to third base, meaning they have to fight against the bat's momentum before running to first

But for lefties, the bat's momentum is already taking them to first! Apparently lefties can, on average, reach first base a sixth of a second faster than righties

Apparently it also makes a difference in receiving a pitch, since a righty receiving a pitch from a righty will see it coming from behind their shoulder, but a lefty receiving a pitch from a righty can clearly see the ball

Because of this, they started bringing in lefty pitchers to counteract the lefty batters and the result is a sport with 2-4x as many lefties as the general public

What's your passive perception? 22! You don't notice anything.

i need this for if i ever do a pirate campaign!!

Ahoy, matey! Be ye ready fer the adventure o’ a lifetime?

D&D Quote

"I wanted to be Princess Sueplex Guillotine so bad I started working out." - Maya

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some good ol’ repetition and rhytm

we should have stopped feeding it.

Current reactions on reading The Brother's War

LETS GO TOCASIA IS DEAD

urza gets married just to get a book by the thran...bro

Did mishra control the dragon engine to kill his bf’s dad? Or was it an accident???? kinda sus

ashnod is so silly! invents staff that just causes pain

also really liking the parallels between Mishra/Ashnod and Urza/Kayla

urza: absent, just wants to focus on inventing for the war effort, but is very wary kayla: frustrated at her husband, but everyone loves her. mishra: directly involved in the war effort, doesn't really care though ashnod: scheming, and double crossing in her very first appearance

starting chapter 10/34 :)

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I know it’s quite messy but I couldn’t help myself.

hmm yes evil librarian

Monster Manual entries often (especially in earlier editions) have throw away lines like "Betentacled Faceslurpers are often hired by evil historians for their ability to recall the memories of every pereon whose face they've slurped", or "Literary Horrors often make their nests among well stocked bookshelves and for this reason evil librarians will employ them as security" and then never elaborate on what these evil versions of regular professions are like.

Fix this by running a game where the entire party is comprised of evil versions of mundane jobs. If they won't tell you what an evil cartographer or archivist even does you'll find out yourself.