I Need This For If I Ever Do A Pirate Campaign!!

TTRPGs wrapped

My most played TTRPG this year was Monsterhearts, followed by DnD 5e, Mothership and LANCER.

My most played genre is CW Drama

I have spent not as many hours as I would have liked to playing TTRPGs

My most rolled die was the humble d6 probably

My most frequent roll was a "2"

I created 3 new player characters and approximately 12 new NPCs

I reused 3 NPCs from previous games!

I re-entered the galaxy of Harmony Gold for a fourth time. Pretty popular!

I have commissioned 1 piece(s) of art containing PCs or NPCs from TTRPGs

I drew 6 maps this year! My favorite was "Chiron TL-34"

inspired by @probablygoodrpgideas

whats cool about being trans is my parents are totally right. i did kill their beautiful son. im the thing that animates his corpse in an ever more convincing parody of a happy girl. i devoured him from the inside out and now there is nothing left of him and he is dead dead dead and there is only me, with my hollow eyes and dark eyeliner and long hair, and my big smile. my limp, effeminate gestures belie the marionetting of the boy they loved. my fagginess is his death. already his body becomes a fitter home for my parasitism in full; the tits, the hips, the thighs. sorry about your kid. thanks for the biomass <3

um... hi? just checking how everything works in this app

Imagine

If LEGO made a TTRPG system, providing you an encyclopedia for every kind of piece/item/block they've ever done, including stat modifiers depending on quality. They'd ruin Hasbro without even trying, and might accidentally create a quasi-monopoly on player character figures, due to the ease of customization.

It could also work if that was the premise for another LEGO Movie: group of friends invite the younger brother of one of their players to fill in for him/her, in a TTRPG campaign where they use LEGOs. Our protagonist (both the real guy and his character) feels out of place, that he cannot fill in for his sibling, even though he really likes LEGOs. But through the power of imagination, he finally gets into the groove, providing everyone a wonderful time and successfully defeating the big bad that the GM created for the campaign.

@jacebeleren SURPRISE ONE FINAL BOOP FOR YOU HAPPY HALLOW'S DAYBREAK!

Happy Valentine's Day! Have some candy!

Fun fact from today. During the DnD snack run, we wanted to buy gluten free, non-chocolate discount halloween candy. However, the only thing we could find was the individual box candy hearts for 39 cents each. We were so close to filling the cart with the boxes and having a great night.

Constantly thinking about gay blade from the Eric Andre show

good news mtg players i've gotten exclusive spoilers for the next set of designed-for-commander chase rares

we should have stopped feeding it.

Urban Fantasy concept: Minotaur as an emergent phenomenon. Any sufficiently labyrinthine structure, left unattended for long enough, has a chance of generating a minotaur, if the area is properly “primed” by any kind of mass “sacrificial” death; from there the minotaur self-perpetuates by murdering Urbex practitioners, health inspectors, and dumb teens looking for a hangout. 

Premodern Minotaurs were generated at human sacrifice sites and perpetuated themselves due to, you know, already existing at human sacrifice central. Contemporary Minotaurs are generated at the sites of major industrial accidents resulting from negligence, such as the triangle shirtwaist fire, mine collapses, and the Chernobyl meltdown.