Reid Smiling At His Phone, Watching Bluey With Headphones On

Morgan and Rossi, looking at a photo of the team :

Morgan : I like this photo, we were so happy back then.

Rossi : Where's Emily ?

Morgan : Oh, she wasn't a part of the team yet. That's why we were happy.

Emily : Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost !

JJ, sipping her coffee, reading the news paper : That's called murder, and I heard somewhere that it is illegal.

Morgan : What's the word for when hands are bisexual ?

Reid : ...Do you mean ambidextrous ?

Garcia : Hotch, here's a nice and hot cup of coffee for the best boss !

Hotch : It's cold ?

Garcia : A nice cup of coffee.

Hotch : ..It's not even good. Too much sugar.

Garcia : ..A cup of coffee.

Hotch : Is this coffee or tea ?

Garcia :

Garcia : Cup.

Emily : What will you do if I was kidnapped ?

Hotch : I'll let them keep you.

Reid : And me ?

Hotch : Nothing. I'll wait 30 minutes until they let you go voluntarily.

Spencer : Can I be frank with you guys ?

Emily : I don't know how changing your name is going to help

Penelope : Can I still be Penelope ?

Morgan : Ssshhht let Frank speak.

Spencer :

Spencer : I hate you all

Therapist, on a meeting with Reid : And what do we do when we are sad ?

Reid : Get a new PhD.

Therapist : No-

Morgan : Flirt with cute girls.

Therapist : ...What ? Wait, where did you come from ?

Garcia : Buy way too much cute stuff to forget.

Hotch : Work way too much.

Rossi : Hyper focus and be paranoid about killers.

Therapist, clearly not ready for this, or for people popping out of nowhere : Wait-

Emily : Fake death while getting high.

JJ : Close up and be completely silent.

Therapist :

Therapist, throwing their files on the ground : ...Nope. I quit.

Emily : Babies sure stare a lot for someone who doesn't know how to fight

Morgan : My toxic trait is I think that I could walk up to a lion and it would sense my powerful vibes and not attack me

Garcia : I'm the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person I know