JJ : I want someone strong, beautiful, not dramatic, smart-
Emily, in the background : punches her mug because she choked on her coffee, and how dare it tries to kill her.
JJ : This one. I want this one.
Hotch : I have an issue
The entire team, being the issue : Oh no, what's going on ?
Reid : Remember when "A series of unfortunate events" was a book series and not my life ? Because I don't.
The BAU , on fire because of the adults-children
Random agent : You're so chill
Hotch, sipping his coffee : Thanks, I gave up.
Emily : This party kinda suck, lets go
JJ : ...Emily. This is your own funeral.
While discussing a case :
Rossi : Well, in my experience over the years..
Emily : Rossi, the most experienced things you have is to get on my nerves. And cook pasta.
Morgan : Change is inedible.
Reid : Don't you mean inevitable ?
Morgan, spitting out a bunch of pennies : I do not.
Emily, to Will : You're in her DMs but she's in my bed and we're taking online quizzes to see if either of us has autism
Emily : I HATE when communication isn't clear and loud.
Morgan : What happened to her ?
JJ : She can't log into her Disney+ account and it doesn't say if it's the username or the password that she got wrong.
Garcia : If I blended Red Bull, five hour energy, monster, coffee and hot Cheetos into an energy smoothie, would it kill me ?
Tara : I mean, only if you die.
Garcia, getting the blender : Imma do it
Rossi : Garcia nO-
Emily : I just want someone to take me out
Spencer : Like on a date or with a sniper ?
Emily : Surprise me.
Inccorect quotes about Criminal Minds. second account : incorrect-mixfandoms
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