New Kinds Of Homophobia/transphobia To Add To Your Worldbuilding:

once again thinking about the solid snake panty lines tweet

Finally out of the hospital and reunited with my art tablet. Here's a digital painting of some tulips that I did this morning!

cinderella marries the prince

and it’s… fine. The prince is great! They’re in love, he’s very sweet and passionate, writing her poems and songs, giving her anything she wants. The time she spends with her husband is great.

but cinderella is not royalty, her family was noble but she never spent time in those circles. She’s used to being busy, she’s used to cooking and cleaning and mending. There are hours, days, where she has nothing to do.

time passes. cinderella learns the fancy lady type of needlework. Learns to ride horses. Reads a lot.

as is normal for royalty at the time, they travel and are hosted by nobles or stay at castles owned by the king. But even that variety begins to become routine. The prince is distracted, there’s a lot of young women living and working on their route. Daughters of nobles. Younger and prettier with soft hands that have never done a day’s work.

cinderella needs something to spend her time on, and there’s a part of her thinking a couple-only trip might get her husband’s attention again, so she suggests making an old castle that’s fallen into disrepair their “project.” It was built in the time when castles were made to be defensible, so it’s quite sturdy, but it’s overgrown and secluded. The prince doesn’t know why his family stopped living there either. A hundred years ago it was their summer home.

so they go. And they work. And for a while it’s great! But when they leave for winter cinderella’s husband forgets her once again. cinderella resolves to make the best of her life and stop worrying about a man who has gotten what he wanted from her.

summer comes again and this time cinderella goes alone to the old castle (minus staff, of course, but cinderella manages to narrow it down to only repair workers and one maid). She can cook and clean and mend again, but this time it’s her own choice. She is happy.

this summer they make more progress on repairs. The workers say that most of it can be salvaged, except one tower that’s been completely overgrown with vines and briars. It will have to come down, eventually, but for now it can be safely ignored.

cinderella has more free time now. The old castle has a surprisingly untouched library, though time and moisture have damaged many of the books. Behind a collection of greek poetry cinderella finds an old diary. Very old, in fact, at least a hundred years. It’s rude to read a diary, of course, but whoever wrote this is long dead, and cinderella is bored, so…

from the description of activities the author looks to have been nobility. Maybe even a princess. She’s sensitive and sweet and smarter than she seems to realize. If circumstances had been different cinderella wishes they could have been friends…

after the summer ends cinderella returns to her husband. He’s spending a lot of time with a young musician and cinderella can’t even work up the energy to care. She does some research about the castle and the family she’s married into, finds out the name of the princess who wrote the diary.

aurora. Cursed and forgotten. She died young, they say, in a plague that also took out the castle staff and her own parents. Luckily they avoided a succession crisis, but not so lucky for the dead.

time passes. cinderella goes to the old castle again and again, even out of season. Soon enough all that remains to be done is the old tower, and the builders say they should tear it down and fill the gaps before it gets cold.

one night cinderella is restless. The princess from the diary had been fond of that tower, and cinderella is far more attached to a dead woman than she ought to be. She gets out of bed, reads by candlelight, and finally goes to walk the empty halls.

she finds herself going to the tower. Pushing past the vines that don’t seem so troublesome really. They almost part before her. The stairs are perfectly intact, the door at the top is already cracked open. As if she should have done this years ago, cinderella steps into aurora’s bedroom.

she’s as beautiful as the stories say. And sitting under her hands, crossed across her stomach as it rises and falls, is a book of greek poetry.

years later, people will tell the story of cinderella as a cautionary one. Don’t seek above your station. Don’t marry for prestige. After all, a girl who grew up as a servant once married the crown prince, and disappeared after only three years. She ran away, they say, she couldn’t handle the lifestyle.

two old women who run a bookshop together agree with the lesson. Marrying for the wrong reasons never ends well. It’s best to wait for someone you have things in common with, shared interests.

or, failing that, the more linguistic of the two says, wait a decade or ten for someone to fall in love with you from your diary.

her partner laughs and hits her with the socks she is mending.

You are in court for murder, when your lawyer shows a video of a sports game with you in the audience and proves that you are innocent. However despite having the ticket and the claims of having gone to the game, you actually did commit the crime and have no idea what you just saw on the video.

Just looked at a blog where the header description said 'sometimes I reblog posts I like so I don't forget them'.

And I feel like that, right there, explains so much about how the site has changed in the last few months.

People now think reblogging is an unusual behaviour, rather than a default.

Tumblr newbies, please, for the love of baby Jesus, reblog the posts you like. That is the whole reason the site exists - for you to collect all your shiny fandom objects in a single space. Which you can organize to your heart's content. Or not organize at all, if that's your jam.

Our blogs are intended to be collections of posts, not collections of likes.

If you think about it, Kingdom Hearts is just Anime Care Bears.

It depends on how fast each of them is going.

i made a grindr and in under 24 hours i got the most insane unsolicited nude to ever exist. hes fully nude on the beach and in his right hand is a black tipped reef shark i could not make this shit up if i tried

united states FDA announces recall of Gay Awakening

...as well as hundreds of other canned coffees from over 100 different roasters, sold nationwide in stores and online.

U.S. Food and Drug Administration

Snapchill LLC Recalls Canned Coffee Products Due to Potential Clostridium botulinum

Snapchill LLC (Snapchill) of Green Bay, WI is voluntarily recalling all canned coffee products manufactured by the company, within expiratio

snapchill LLC is recalling ALL of their canned coffees because of unsafe manufacturing processes resulting in potential contamination that can cause botulism.

botulism is one of those major bummer types of food poisoning where you can have a really miserable few days, and then die. especially without emergency medical care. most people exposed will not get sick, but among those that do, shit gets bad. if you think you might have botulism, you have to go to the emergency room as soon as possible.

some of the early symptoms are weakness, tiredness, drooping eyelids, dry mouth, and difficulty speaking. that weakness and paralysis eventually moves onto the organs and muscles that keep the body alive. symptoms of botulism usually show up within a day or two after exposure, but can take up to 10 days to kick in.

this type of contamination and poisoning often happens as a result of unsafe canning practices, and basically rule #1 when starting a canning business is "do not give people botulism." botulism can be a lot of why eating canned food from damaged cans can be really dangerous.

worth noting that the FDA says no cases of botulism have been tied to this recall yet.

No illnesses have been reported to-date, and Snapchill is not aware of any instances in which the company’s products contained botulin toxin. Snapchill is working on filing the appropriate notification with FDA.

so the manufacturer realized they were canning coffee in a way that might kill people. you still want to take this seriously.

Consumers should either destroy the products or return the product to Snapchill or the place of purchase for a refund. Snapchill will offer full refunds for any of these products, with appropriate proof of purchase including a picture of the product(s) before being destroyed. Full information about the return and refund will be available at Compliance@Snapchill.com.

below the cut is the entire list of recalled products, including gay awakening drag bean coffee. and holy shit is it LONG. if you drink canned coffee in the united states or know someone who does, check this list or the list offered by the FDA link above.

lot of interesting names here. at the very least this recall is happening before anyone apparently got sick. try not to be the first. and if you think you or someone you know may have gotten botulism from any of these coffees, make sure you report it to the FDA.

(Coffee roaster name – Product name)

41 & Change - Cold Coffee

Alchemy Roasting- Elixir Of Life

Amavida - Manos Campesinas

Appalachia Coffee - Kentucky Black Gold

Baba Java Coffee - Ethiopian / Honduras

Bent Tree Coffee - Squirrel Blend

Bent Tree Coffee - Autumn Blend

Bent Tree Coffee - Colombia Sotara

Bent Tree Coffee - Ethiopia

Bent Tree Coffee - Squirrel Blend

Big Iron- Stampede Blend

Big Mouth Coffee - Nicaragua

Big Mouth Coffee - Nicolas and Angela

Big Shoulders - thermal shock

BKG - Coffee St

Black Acres - Rwanda

Black Nerd - Colombia

Black Nerd - Dark Matter

Black Nerd - Ethiopia

Black Nerd - The Golden Ratio

Blind - Guatemala

Bold Bean - The Chocolate One

Bold Bean - The Jam

Bold Bean - The OG

Bold Bean - The Sweet One

Bolt Coffee - Delki Guarero

Bolt Coffee - Mass Appeal

Borealis-Finca La Capilla

Brandywine - Galactic Standard

Brandywine - Orbital Motion

BRL - Dark Wav

BRL - Dark Wav

Broadsheet - Headliner

Burwell - Bebop Blend

Cafe Ammi - 109 blend

Cape Cod Coffee - Coconut

Cape Cod Coffee - French Vanilla

Cape Cod Coffee - Hazelnut

Cape Cod Coffee - JMC

Cape Cod Coffee - Peanut Butter cup

Cape Cod Coffee - Rainforest

Cape Cod Coffee - Scandi

Carrier - Bright

Carrier – Nitro

Carrier - Sweet

Cerberus Coffee - Wizard Cat

Cerberus Coffee - Wizard Cat

Coffee Hound - Maine

Coffee Hound - Maine Caramel

Coffee Hound - Maple

Coffee Hound - Maple Latte

Coffee Hound - Maple Leaf Latte

Coffee Hound - Maple Leaf Latte

Coffee Hound - Maple Leaf Latte

Coffee Hound - Nitro

Coffee Hound - Nitro

Coffee Hound - Nitro

Coffee Hound - Maple Latte

Coffee Hound - Nitro

Coffee Hound - Maple Syrup Latte

Coffee N Clothes - Black

Coffee N Clothes - Gold

Coffee Project NY - Grape Soda

Coffee Project NY - Summer Friday

Coffee Project NY - Woke up in NY

Color Coffee - Sierra Morena Pink Bourbon

Color Coffee - Neptune

Connect Coffee - Black coffee

Copper Horse - Carriage House Blend

Copper Horse - Seahorse Blend

Coterie Coffee - Billy Lane

Coterie Coffee - Cannibal corpse

Coterie Coffee - Blood brothers

Coterie Coffee - Laughing Monkey Machine

Coterie Coffee - Choppers

Coterie Coffee - Brazil

Crankshaft Coffee - Cold Start

Cup to Cup- Inga Aponte

Dave's Coffee - Falcon blend

Dayglow - Decadent

Dayglow - Juicy

Daysol Coffee - Wanderlust

Dead Sled - Colombia

Dead Sled – Banana Peanut Butter

Doughnut Plant - Mexico Black

Downeast Coffee- Ocean State Blend

Dreamy - Hint of Chocolate

Dreamy - Colombia Tolima

Driply - Arctic brew (White Label Coffee from Stack St. Coffee Roasters

Driply - New Morning Coffee Blend

East End - Heatwave

Eclipse Coffee Roasters - Elevate

Electro Brew Coffee Co. - Vanilla

Electro Brew Coffee Co. - Caramel

Element Coffee - Peru

Emergency Medical Coffee- Sweet Cream

Enderly - Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins

Enderly - Mattie's Diner

Enderly - Rhino Market

Euphoria Coffee - Black

Euphoria Coffee - Sweetened

Farmhouse - Dar #33

Farmhouse - Vienna Roast El Cafe

Farmhouse - Vienna Roast-Decaf

Farmhouse - Medium Roast- Colombia

Fazenda - Mexico Nitro

Fazenda - Mexico Nitro

Fika - North Shore Blend

Fire Grounds - Guts over fear

Fire Grounds - American Tradition

Fire Grounds - Full Send

Fire Grounds – Mo Mocha

Fire Grounds - Nitro

Fire Grounds - Vanilla Nitro

First Crack C/O Sound Coffee - Big Funky Super Natural

Five & Hoek - Honduras

Five & Hoek – Biru Bekele

Five & Hoek – Luis Guzman

Five & Hoek – Ethiopia Yirg

Five Star Roasters - nitro

Flight - Pluto

Gay Awakening Coffee - Drag Bean

George Howell - Daterra Sundrop

George Howell - Chelbessa

George Howell - Monte Carlos

George Howell - Worka Chelbessa

Gigawatt - Cold Fusion

Gigawatt - Costa Rican

Gigawatt - Ethiopia

Gigawatt - Live Wire

Gigawatt- Costa Rican Dota Tarrrazu

Goldberry Roasting Company - Goldberry's blend

Gooseneck Coffee Co. - black iced coffee

Gryphon Coffee- Nite Owl

Heady Cup - Monkshood

Heart Coffee - Ethiopian

Heine Bros - Black Coffee

Heine Bros - Coconut Latte

Heine Bros - Toasted Coconut

Helm - Black Coffee

Helm - Black Nitro

Helm - Maple Nitro Latte

Honest Coffee- Early Riser

Hustle N' Grind- Cafecito

Intelligentsia - Black Cans

Intelligentsia - Chicao Distrance Series

Intelligentsia - Black Cans

Joe Bean - nitro

Kahawa 1893- Kenyan Black

Kahawa 1893 - Kenyan Black

Kahawa 1893 - Tanzania Peaberry Black

Kaldi's - Classic Black

Kaldi's - Classic Black

Kawaha 1893 - Safari Blend

Knowledge Perk - KP coffee

Knowledge Perk - App State

Knowledge Perk - Dirt World

Knowledge Perk - Charlotte FC

Knowledge Perk - Summer Shandy

Knowledge Perk - VESL

Knowledge Perk - Winthop

Kribi Coffee - Chilled Coffee

Kuva Coffee- Fresh Dresch

La Cosecha - Papua New Guinea

Lanna Coffee- Original

Larrys Coffee - Black

Larrys Coffee - Decaf

Larrys Coffee - Ethiopia

Larrys Coffee - Mocha

Larrys Coffee - Sweet

Little Wolf - Andres Cardona

Little Wolf - Companion Blend

Little Wolf - Jesus Oscco

Ludwig - Morning Hunt

Ludwig Coffee - Macchiato

Mad Priest - Fallen Angel With Vanilla

Madcap Coffee - Flash

Madcap Coffee - Flash

Maple Leaf Coffee Roasters - Hartford Blend

Medici- Clarksville

Metric - Garmas Gesha Single Origin

Metric - Deri Kadame Natural

Metric - Benjamin Paz

Mighty Good Coffee Co. - apex

Mocha Joe - Cameroon

Mocha Joe - Cameroon

Molon Labe - Soprano

Molon Labe - Death by Chocolate

Molon Labe - Creme Brulee

Mudd LLC - Maple Black

Mudd LLC - Black

Neighbor Coffee - Bourbon Barrel Aged

New Hampshire Coffee Roasters - Italian

New Hampshire Coffee Roasters - Costa Rica Tarrazu

New Hampshire Coffee Roasters - Coconut

New Harvest - Wolf Can

Northern Coffeeworks - Tanzania Peaberry

OFFSET Coffee - Colombia

Opus Coffee - Snapchill Coffee

Others Coffee - Lil Bud

Others Coffee - Get Right

Others Coffee - Get Right

Others Coffee - Lil Bud

Others Coffee - Little Bud

Oye Coffee - cold gold

Paper Plane Coffee Co - Snapchill Coffee

Peaks Coffee Co - Brazil

Perkatory - Solstice

Perkatory - New England Snapchill

Perkatory - Three Witches Brew

Perla - black

Pettibone - Colombia Washed

Pettibone - Honduras San Fransico

Pink Elephant - Nomadic

Pink Elephant - Roam

Play Coffee - Buku hambela natural, La cabra

Quartertone Coffee - (Black Honey) and (Yurgacheffe)

QUIVR - Golden Black

QUIVR - Hibiscus

QUIVR - Jade Oolong

QUIVR - Jasmine

QUIVR - Jasmine Green

Rabble & Lion - Papau New Guinea

Radial Coffee- Cosa Nueva

Ragged - Colombia

Ragged - Early Riser

Rarebird - PX

Red Rooster - Ethiopia Worka

Red Rooster - Funky Chicken

Red Rooster - Worka Sakaro

Retrograde Coffee - synastry

Rock City - Dark Star

Rockford Coffee- Morning Glory

Rockford Coffee - Narino Arbuleda

Rusty Dog - Ambition

Rusty Dog - Canvas Black Label

Rusty Dog - Woke

Sacred Grounds - Awakening

Sacred Grounds - Chocolate Bomb

Saltwater - Colombia

Saltwater - Ethiopia

Seaworthy Coffee - Boathouse Blend

Sepia Coffee - Grand Trunk

Sepia Coffee- Northstar Lodge

Shirazi Dist. - Little Wolf Cafe Au Lait

Slacktide - Mid Tide

Slacktide - Moon Tide

Sleeping Giant Coffee Roasters - Guatemala

Slow Bloom Coffee - Bekelle Uttutie

Snowy Owl - Jaws

Southeastern Roastery

Spot Coffee - House Signature Roast Medium Blend

Springline - Dark and Bright

Square One Coffee - Cold Coffee / Berry Mint Tea

Stack St. - Cafe Frio

Stack St. - Driply Coffee

Summit Coffee- Black

Sur Coffee- Snapchill Iced Coffee

The Boy & The Bear - El Retorno

The Boy & The Bear - Women of Timana

The Boy & The Bear - El Puente

The Well Coffeehouse- Tico Blend

Three Tree Coffee Roaster- Kenya/Honduras

Tinker - Ethiopia Gargari

Tipico - Coordinates Blend

Touchy Coffee - Guat Lazara

Traction - Classic

Traction - Stable Blend

True Love Coffee Co.- Ethiopia Nensebo

Underwood - Little Arrow

Underwood - Mexico Dos Rios

Upshot - Chimera

Upshot - Indonesia

Upshot – Folklore

Upshot - Ethiopia

Verb - Makes you Move

Victoria Coffee - Honduras

Vivid - Green

Vivid - Maple Oat

Vivid - Nahun Fernandez Honey

Vivid - Sugar Shack

Vivid - Sugar Shack

Waypost- Bourbon Barrel Finished Coffee

White Bison - black

White Rhino - Black

White Rhino - Sebastian

Wild Goose Coffee - Blue River Blend

Wild Goose Coffee - Red Line Draft Latte

thanks for reading and spreading the word. take care!