You Are In Court For Murder, When Your Lawyer Shows A Video Of A Sports Game With You In The Audience

You are in court for murder, when your lawyer shows a video of a sports game with you in the audience and proves that you are innocent. However despite having the ticket and the claims of having gone to the game, you actually did commit the crime and have no idea what you just saw on the video.

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11 months ago

I left Gaza for Italy due to an invitation to participate in the World Championship and represent Palestine. I was skating as a professional amateur. The World Championship organization contacted me to participate. I was supposed to get one of the winning positions, but I did not participate because of the war because my mind is scattered and I am always in a state of chaos and worried for the sake of my family and my family. Gaza, but my life is not life. I always think and do not sleep because of thinking about my family. I lost my father, but will the rest of my family live or be killed? I do not know my mind. I cannot control it, so my family must be taken out to get some comfort and safety. This is my picture when I am in Gaza. I hope you support me for the sake of my family. In order to return to life a little If you have trouble donating, there is a PayPal link in your bio

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2 years ago

New Money Making Idea: I'm going to take food, form it into squares, and then freeze it. Then I'm going to sell it as health food cause it's "Three square meals a day" The food may or may not actually be healthy, and I reserve the right to deep fry any or all of it.

Imagine a brick of spaghetti, complete with meatballs and sauce, frozen and then battered and deep fried. That is the kind of horror I will offer to the world.

10 months ago

I just watched Identiteaze on Nebula with my partner @zatartheperfect-blog and holy shit was it good. Big gender feels, I loved every minute of it. If you're trans, intersex, or plural and haven't seen it you absolutely should. Big feels yo. My one "Criticism" is that I want more time in this world, but with the stinger at the end I get the distinct impression that this is only the first part in a larger project.


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5 months ago

I would like to take this up another notch and say when the singular right hand person or love interest refers to themself as “[your] dog” (in a threatening/protective way preferably)

When the unerringly loyal right-hand men are referred to as dogs in the canon text

When The Unerringly Loyal Right-hand Men Are Referred To As Dogs In The Canon Text
10 months ago
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7 months ago

I have fairy lights set up around my room that tinkle a lovely blue color while I sleep. It's delightful

2 years ago

Trans people: Hey please don’t buy this game.

Cis people: What if I bought it, but also donated some money to charity?

Trans people: No thanks. Please just don’t buy it.

Cis people:

Trans People: Hey Please Don’t Buy This Game.

“More and more I’m starting realize that many people see “charity” as a store where you buy goodwill from strangers. Like “being a good person” is something you can purchase with money”

9 months ago
A tired and butch anthrofied version of targets mascot, bullseye, looks unamused with a cigarette in her hand. Shes wearing a red polo and khaki cargo shorts with a scanner gun and landyard in one pocket, her hand in the other. There is a large iced coffee by her feet. She says with exasperation: “im five into my fifteen, they cant make it ten more without me?”

Furries were furrifying bullseye and i think they forgot retail is hell. So have my take.

Tired butch bullseye here to suffer under capitalism.

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