Young Justice But As Text Emojis, I Don’t Take Criticism

Kon: What would make you possibly believe I have any idea that I knew where this "wolf" is?

Tim: Oh, well first off, somebody called in an anonymous report that some masked teen was flying through Metropolis with a moving tarp. Secondly, I'm dating you and I know when you're lying and third, there's around 300 packets of tarter sauce on the doorstep.

Kon: You're right... I'll start watching my cholesterol.

Tim: Kon.

Kon: Bart was here?

Tim, walking to a walk in closet and opening it so the wolf tumbles out: Kon.

Kon: ... Whaaaat? Bart must've... hid that... there. Without me knowing... Crazzzy.

Headcanon #99

Wally and Dick would love to sit down on some tall building and just watch the nightlife of whatever city they might be at, before when they were just starting in the young justice league is when Wally suggest using the zeta tubes and see the world and then they just stop exploring the cities and just watch them form up high. They would talk about just about everything and eat whatever snacks they had, or just sat in quite as the city noises filled the silence for them.

Then they were broken up they would accidentally find each other on a rooftop that called for them it would seem, the awkwardness was there and after serval accidental run-ins they just silently agree to just sit in silence since they just gravitate towards each other company. Sometimes they would share a drink and watch the lights.

After fixing their relationship starting out as friends and seeing where it goes they would joke around and begin taking jabs at each other in all fun, a night filled with laughter and shitty jokes only they got.

*In the middle of a briefing*

Batman: Our target is a man by the name of Percy Dunn, he's the gangs runner and will be the most likely lead to the main operation.

Bart: Percy Dunn? The Lightning Thief.

Tim: That's Percy Jackson, Bart.

Can we just talk about how adult Bart from the 80s comics was buffer than superman?? I feel like a lot of people gloss over this

Look at this mans

Who gave him the right to have biceps ON his biceps?

If you look closely his 6 pack have individual 6 packs on each ab

His hands are bigger than his head

And are those fucking brass knuckles made INTO his suit??

If you’re wondering if it’s possible to be a twink AND himbo at the same time, yes. This is proof

Just don’t try to buy your soup at the clothes store.

I wish my parents would leave the house so I could eat soup already

inaccurate Batfam quotes #5

Dick: What are cute names to call your other half?

Tim: Sugar.

Jason: Honey.

Tim: ...Eggs.

Dick: What?

Jason, smirking: 1/2 lb butter.

Dick: Guys...

Tim: Stir.

Dick: Tim, no.

Jason: Pour into pan.

Dick: Jason, stop.

Tim: Preheat to 350.

Dick, sighing heavily: I hate you.

Tim: Love you too, preheat to 350.

Jason: Hate you too, pour into pan.

LIsten

Wayne Family Roadtrip

Bruce - How’s everyone doing?

Dick - *staring out the window* Man this stick guy is doing some serious parkour

Steph - Yellow car! *thwaks Jason*

Jason - AW FUCK!

Damian - Are you two really that immature that you just can’t sit still for a period of time and–

Cass - Damian look!

Damian - Cass what coul– Oh my god it’s a farm!

Tim - I spy with my little eye something beginning with c

Duke - Coffee cup on the floor

Tim - Damn you’re good

Bart, muffled - Are we there yet

Bruce - Who was that!

Bart - ……….your conscience 

Bruce - Bartholomew Henry Allen is that you!

Bart - …………no………can someone pass me a twix I’m starving 

Bart: We can't go in there. It says "18+" and there's only two of us, Tim.

Tim: You're so stupid, Bart.

Tim: We'll just invite more people.

The teams reaction to Bart complaining

Bart: Wally and I had a fight.

Tim: I’m sure he didn’t mean it.

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Bart: Wally and I had a fight.

Kon: did you win?

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Bart: Wally and I had a fight.

Cassie: next time, go for the eyes and then strike the throat-