I Want Her Back So Bad, Istg

Reblog if you’re over 20 and still read/write fan fiction.

I’m curious!

a friend?? Hello?? me too??

Hello! My name is Bee and I’d like to find some people who enjoy the same things as me!

I enjoy:

•DC Comics (specifically the bats and the flashes. My favorite character is Bart Allen.)

• Cartoons

• Diverse and Inclusive Horror

• The Adventure Zone

• D&D

• Psychology

• Talking about ADHD and neurodivergency in general, since I have ADHD.

• Writing (Comics, fanfics, and original stories.)

Have some Wayne Manor Quarantine Headcanons because I couldn't sleep last night and thought of these instead!

Dick

• lasted half a day

• is so incredibly bored and fidgety

• won't stop moving

• unintentionally annoying everyone

• "Hey Jay, whatcha' playing? Cool cool. Can I have a go?"

• already climbed all 4 chandeliers, twice, much to Alfred's dismay

Jason

• got Animal Crossing on release day

• has been binging it non stop

• no idea what day it is

• 11million bells in his account

• absolutely TT's

• just wants to play in peace

Tim

• non-existent sleep schedule

• Jason once caught him microwaving hot pockets at 4am

• "Well I made cereal at 12am, so this is technically lunch"

• did his online classes for a week

• hasn't touched them since

Steph

• has been living on breakfast food

• said she'd use this time to exercise and come out of quarantine super ripped

• saved every "at home workouts you can do" she's come across

• hasn't done a single one

• 2am online shopping binges

Cass

• embodiement of the "when you find out your daily lifestyle is called quarantine" meme

• has a schedule and is sticking to it

• loves that there is no one else on her runs

• very confused about the constant reminders to wash your hands

• "Did..they not wash before?"

Duke

• doesn't know how or when, but he has Tiktok now

• binging everything on Netflix

• marble racing is actually pretty good

• honestly just wants to be able to buy some toilet paper

Damian

• he's resorted to sleeping in the barn with the animals

• avoiding Richard at all costs

• had his swords confiscated

• uninterrupted pet loving time

• he dressed Alfred the Cat sf in a tie for Bruce's meetings

Bruce

• barricaded himself in his office

• still does Batman stuff, but won't allow the others to patrol

• because "it's not safe"

• he really just wants a few hours alone, please

• does video conferences from home and 96% of the time the aduio is the kids screaming and or fighting

Alfred

• his chore system did not work

• kind of misses the days when all he had to cook was food for himself

• now he has to feed The Horde™

• but honestly, he loves having everyone together for forced family dinners

I just started headcanoning Traci, Jaime and Bart as the “bisexual disaster trio”. Who’s with me?

Cute Bart Headcanon

A lot of the times speedsters have a certain something about them when they sleep that's caused by their powers. For Barry it's sleep (speed)talking, for Wally it's exsessive figiting, but Bart has a particular case.

Bart tends to get very emotional and when he feels extreme emotion his powers react with him and he starts to vibrate uncontrolably. This is normally a problem. But When he's asleep, he feels safe and happy, so much that his powers react but it's normally a small controlled vibration but enough that when he breaths it comes out choppy.

I repeat: BART ALLEN PURRS IN HIS SLEEP

It was noticed, and recorded durring one of the very first core four sleepovers by Tim, our notorius Insomniac, that overheard.

Just when everyone thought Bart couldn't get any cuter, that video 'mysetiously' surfaced on the phone of everone they knew.

HAPPY BART-DAY TO OUR SPECIAL BOY!! 💝🎉🍾

impulse issue #22 (released dec. 11, 1996): bart celebrates his birthday for the first time 🥳

bart doesn't have an official date for his birthday sooo I like to consider the anniversary of this issue to be his unofficial birthday. I am possibly the only person who does this. happy unofficial birthday to bart in my brain.

Bart: This is totally absurd!

Tim: No, it’s really not.

Kon: This is for your safety.

Bart: Oh, What, next you’re going to tell me that skateboarding on top of titans tower on a ramp I made myself is “Dangerous”. Psh…

Kon and Tim simultaneously: YES.

Okay okay, wait

Hey, sorry not sorry but I had a thought in the middle of a group therapy session- don’t question me- Can we call Gryffindor the Gryffin-dorm? Ok, I’ll go die now, goodnight.

Bart Allen’s eyes.

That is all.

Inaccurate Batfam quotes #14

Batfam on a rollar coaster:

Dick: Screaming in joy

Jason: Screaming in fear

Tim: Bored af

Damian: Pouting but secretly enjoying it

Bruce: Sitting stiff, internally screaming

Alfred: Sipping tea somehow without spilling