[texting]
Dick: I don’t care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Jason: I’m alive.
Damian: Me too.
Tim: Not dead!
Dick: Not in jail?
Tim: Nah.
Damian: Nope.
Jason: *read 8:30 PM*
I love how all the Impulse fans that originated from the Young Justice tv series are crying “Bart, please. Just say fuck.” While the comic fans are crying “DC, let him say fuck!”
It’s a never ending cycle. We know how feral he is.
Kon and Bart: *eating insane amounts of Pie*
Kon: Tim, you gotta order a piece of this pie.
Tim: I did. You guys immediately ate it.
Kon: You don't feel anything?
Tim: closure. Indifference... Hunger.
Kon: Wow, you're like a robot.
Tim: Thanks, I got the same comment on my tinder.
Awwwww
they got batburger after fighting the villain of the week
I’m a non-binary with boobs. And I thank you on behalf of my people. *USSR starts to play and I salute*
fun fact nonbinary ppl with boobs, nonbinary ppl who like their boobs, and nonbinary ppl who want boobs are cool and valid and just as nonbinary as ppl w flat chests and deserve to have a good time all the time
Please stop Bart from thinking he doesn’t have to be mad at Barry just because he’s the flash. Endorse the kid sucker punching him for being rude. He does it to Wally, why not his grandpa too?
You spin me right round baby right.... you know what? I’m not even gonna do the meme. You already know it, I’m not gonna waste my time.
i went to follow you after seeing someone reblog your bart allen's height post and then i accidentally unfollowed you cause i guess i already followed you. anyways your blog is great i tried to follow you twice.
AW THATS SO SWEET! Thank you so much, and I’m glad you enjoy my nonsensical ramblings! 💞✨🥺
I have been plunged into a bug world. I love bug but spider bug eat stick bug, how do I stop this.
ooh check out my very spooky scary uquiz: welcome to my jigsaw saw trap (except I’m not very good at being jigsaw :/ )
⚡Bart And Batfam⚡ Headcanons + Theories, Fuck the Flash, Impulse + Rogue Supremacy
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