Holy Crap That’s Deep-

Well….the kid aint wrong

Bruce: If a stranger came up to you and said 'I'm your dad's friend, he told me to pick you up' what would you say?

Tiny!Jason: I'd say 'You're lying, my dad doesn't have any friends!'

Bruce:

Dick, in the corner: *tearing up* I'm so proud...

Fr that line tho-

Poseidon look what u did. U took a dude who just wanted to go home after fighting in a mess u and ur god friends made and broke him. Sure he blinded ur son. But u broke him. He is the monster not even the gods can tame,

He is Odysseus, reigning king of Ithica.

he's so real

Writing prompts are awesome :>

it's always "immortals always lose the ones they love!" and never "this family has had this incredible, powerful, loving figure present through generations of their lineage, all because they are descended from someone the immortal loved long ago" and i think that's a shame!!

valley of ashes

#epicthemusical

I would have been salty too

I swear these two just wanted to raise their son together and live happily-

Odysseus and Penelope “all these bitches want me but I don’t want them” of Ithaca

dont hit men!!!!

dont hit women!!!

dont hit people!!!!

unless theyre into that in which case make sure you have a safeword

😭

Google maps/any other kind of maps app: Your only together because he’s a compass and your a worm in a paper bag (lost).

Social Media As boyfriends:

Facebook/WhatsApp/Instagram: Toxic, has over Paranoia, discards your opposing views, will accuse you of cheating, spies on you 24/7, knows everything about you because he used to stalk you, doesn't care about your feelings and would spit out harsh comments.

Telegram: Allows you to do whatever you want, but he is very suspicious, maybe, because he is a criminal in disguise, yet you don't care because he is the sweetest boyfriend in the world, and treats you like a queen.

Character AI: Was really caring at first, however, over time, he began to become lazy and stopped improving himself, and also he hates violence and is an asexual.

Janitor AI: Slut.

Wattpad: You hate and love him at the same time, but in reality, you are only with him for fame.

Ao3: He loves you despite not always being by your side, and he accepts you for you even if you were weird and creepy, he doesn't mind at all.

Twitter/X: You asked him to change, but he changed to the worst.

Youtube VS Tiktok: Both fight for your attention, they will take desperate measures to make you theirs and love them only.

Tumblr: the best out of them ' I' m not saying that under the threat of gun'

Vengeance Saga has me acting up