Well….the Kid Aint Wrong

I want the joker to be duplicated solely for the purpose that every member of the batfam gets to kill him

if a supervillain said "you wont kill me thatd make you just like me" i would simply say "no it wouldnt id be saving millions of people" and the villain would say "but youd be dooming yourself. could you really live knowing youre a killer" and id say "well id certainly have trouble. ill probably be very sad about it. definitely a lot to unpack" and theyd say "so you wont do it" and id say "oh no im still gonna" and theyd say "what" and id say "youre a supervillain responsible for countless deaths and yet here you are desperately trying to bargain for your life. you want to live. which means you can easily live with yourself after being responsible for countless deaths. i, on the other hand, will at the very least have tremendous difficulty with even killing just one person and at worst might just jump out a window right after i do it. the very nature of this whole conversation about whether we are the same has proven to me we are very much not the same and i am certain killing you to save millions is the morally correct decision here" and theyd say "what" and id say "get killed idiot"

Athena: Father, God King, rarely do I ask for favors. Now I'm knocking on your door with hopes to save a friendship with one who's a prisoner far from home.

Zeus: That's a noble and heartwarming goal, my dear Daughter. Tell me who this dear friend of yours is, and I shall gladly help.

Athena: Odysseus.

Zeus:

Zeus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Zeus: You mean that little smart-ass who I got to drop the baby off the wall and then sacrificed his crew?! The one who doxed himself?! HAHAHAHAHA!

Zeus: No, seriously, who is it?

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Tim: You don't want Dick to die

Tim: And I don't want Dick to die

Tim: So now we gotta make sure Dick doesn't want Dick to die.

Jason: Fantastic plan but have you fucking met Dick

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Jason and Damian meet in the LoA AU where Damian vehemently insists that Jason is his only real brother since they have the same mother and father. The others try to tell him that Jason is also adopted, but Damian will just stare at them like they are stupid and go "is Father not his Father in the eyes of the law?"

"Well, yeah, but-"

"Does Mother not call him as her son?"

"I mean she does-"

"Are they not my Mother and Father as well?"

"Yes?"

"The matter has been concluded, then, Richard."

"What about me? Bruce is also my dad on paper?"

"You get half of the acknownledgement, of course, as you have been getting so far."

"What about Tim, then?"

"I don't see how he is relevant to this conversation."

"I'm just curious where he lands on the brother percentage scale."

"Nowhere. Timothy is a neighbour. Though I shall offer him hospitality while he is under our roof."

"You tripped him on the patrol last night."

"Does the alleyway look like our house to you?"

I miss the days when kids didn’t need to worry so much.

Instead we got kids crying because of war.

Because of social issues.

Because of the pressure from people around them.

Because of the ethical decisions they are forced to make.

Like, dude this kid is 11 or smthn. They don’t to have an opinion abt abortion or politics. Give them time and help them figure it out. Forcing people to take sides sucks, let alone forcing a child to choose if they believe something is right or not.

I really really miss the days when a child’s biggest decision was choosing between baseball teams.

I don’t know, I think I’m just venting at this point. I’m just sick of people forcing opinions onto others and forcing everyone into a war and taking sides. It’s not good to ignore the problem but at this point, it might be the best.

Dabi: God, give me patience.

Hawks: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Dabi: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

I’m crying this is beautiful

cut sequence from my film

thats ok it wasnt that much work anyway twt / store

Wtf i cried so much today why again bro 😭

One more animatic to get it out of my system

Can we have a built in containment cell

For no specific reason at all

I remember seeing something similar to this (credits to the original)

Tim: *(texting after Jason just reappeared from going mia or something idk)* You haven’t died, have you?!

Jason: Bold of you to assume I was ever alive in the first place.

Jason: Don't go picking a fight with me. I could make your life difficult.

Tim, sarcastically: Wow. I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life.