Birth Is Such A Beautiful Thing

Need to open a dialogue about why doing what steelwool did to Sun+Moon was objectively a war crime

ah yes, Fortnite was invented in 1969 when John Fortnite tried to fort nite.

john fortnite

h-how do you guys think Moondrop “punishes” the kids at the daycare when the pizzaplex is like...open

 Does he like actually beat them like all the memes suggest?? “Pov: I’m beating you to death sleep” style? or something else like a... timeout?? (see unused voiceline) but that seems uhh- counterproductive?? cause he wants them to go night-night so... the real problem is with the parents- would they let a possibly sadistic moon robot beat their kids?? I mean they signed the contract so they know what they got themself into?? Idk am I the only one thinking about this????

Not Mc moaning while Belphie chokes them and unlocking something within him.

MISS PAULING GAY AS HELL!!!!

(insane pansexual rambling under the cut)

IF THAT WERE ME AND THE ADMINISTRATOR WAS ALL UP IN MY FACE LOOKING DESPREATE AND INSANE AND EXITED AND TIRED AND INSANE I'D GO INSANE!!! ME AND THAT DYING MAN AND HER ALL NIGHT EVERYWHERE ON EVERY PIECE OF FURNITURE!!! YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND!!! NOT ONLY WOULD I GIVE HER THE ROCK ID SHOVE IT DOWN THAT CORPSES THROAT FOR HER SO SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO GET HER HEAVENLY MAGNIFICENT HAND DIRTY!!- AND WE'D KISS INFRONT OF HIM SO HE HAD TO WATCH US WHILE HE SUFFERS!!! THEN WE'D KISS HIM AS WELL!!! MISS PAULING NEVER LOVED THE ADMINISTRATOR!!!!!

IVE BEEN SILENTLY OBSESSED WITH THE ADMINISTRATOR FOR 17 YEARS!!! IM BREAKING MY SILENCE!!?? ADMINISTRATOR KINNIES RISE UP 😭😭😭

i drawed the guy

"really should've read the fine print my friend"

Mama Barbatos is Canon

Me: [poking you in bed] you awake?

You: how thE HELL DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE?

Me: well are you?

You: [punches me]

Holy shi-

Happy birthday babygirl wtf save me some 😭😭

Go read the whole chat yourself bbg<3

The more I think about Diavolo and Barbatos, the more I realize I'd be a horrible Stepparent, Disney level bad. like- no I can not love that child it ain't mine why's it looking at me-

Barbatos come get your son;;;