Im Sorry But Diavolo's Name Being Diavolo Is The Same As English People Naming Their Kids Random Greek

Hey pet au people, I have a question.

what are you imagining?

When you say stuff like, "Belphlgor is usually solitary but when paired with Beelzebub has an easier time cohabitating with two or more other pets" are you imagining the boys in their demon forms? As animals? Is it a Catboy situation, or are they just their normal selves but demons are seen as pets? How big are they?

When you say the names specifically and apply specific behaviors on them, are we as readers supposed to take that as them being a species? Hypothetically could I adopt like 5 Lukes?

Ok so, that was more than one question but still-

Alex: I'm having a good day

Gwash: what did you do?

Alex: I'm not allowed to have a good day?

John: he stole Jefferson's Mac and cheese and now he's crying

Gwash:

Alex: heheheh....yaaaa

do you think Diavolo's powers account for body language? Like if he asked you a question and you nodded but that nod was a lie would he pick up on it?

Someone needs to tell Diavolo that just because Barbatos says something is true doesn't make it true, it can't be me cause if I do it I'ma hurt his feelings

Thanks to the two ppl that liked this, honestly you guys are the only real ones

Why isn't "garfield's problematic hot takes" not the most used tag? Wtf

Now that the confirmed parental relationship is confirmed with Barbatos and Diavolo I am once again back with my demands. I expected a whole lot more cute stupid domestic fluff fanfic with them and I will take nothing less, you can write your filthy demon porn all you want I don't care but I swear on the demon kings name if I don't see atleast 5 non ship fanfics with them I WILL CRY and it will be YOUR FAULT

Look at him. He got lost on his way to visit his new friend Mc. How can you not want to write a fanfic about a cool time lord butler taking care of his dumbass??? Did you not look at the picture???

A father broke into the Furry Sanctuary cause his son is at that age where he's asking questions

hamilton does not appreciate what samuel seabury has to say

Barbatos watching Diavolo commit his 27th war crime this week pretending not to care

Mc, over phone: Okay, what time do you wanna come over?

Mammon: I'm two minutes away and I'm sprinting towards your house, I'll be there in a minute!

Mc: What?

Mammon, from outside their window: What?