Alex: I'm Having A Good Day

Pride month is pretty gay idk

i drunkingly made this and sent it to like 30 something furries a year ago, Idk why, forgot about it until just now when I'm going through my email to delete stuff

Just, searched Tumblr for "furry" went to accounts and started sending this to people apparently

yeah and??????

your friend brett in 2003: “hey guys! ready for a deathmatch round in blood gulch?”

you and your two other friends who found a glowing crystal in the back of your house that gave you a prophetic glimpse into the future where the three of you live successful lives but only if brett dies following a series of finely-connected events that begin with him winning a round of deathmatch on blood gulch: “yeah brett you’re on”

Thanks to the two ppl that liked this, honestly you guys are the only real ones

Why isn't "garfield's problematic hot takes" not the most used tag? Wtf

the obey me fandom is the worst at tagging ever, scroll through any character tag and see how long it'll take to find a post about literally everyone except Him.

nah. i wanna chisel down his personality and force him to fit into my own ideal version of himself and keep him there until he forgets who he was before he knew me. and i want him to want me to do it. its like my love language or smth idk

“I can fix him.”

No. I want him to have the freedom to be himself and feel happy, comfortable, and safe when he comes home to me. If he wants to change or ‘fix himself’ then it should be because he wants to, on his own terms.

Ok so, 2 Obey me fanfic ideas based on a song I like

The moment Lucifer asked Simeon/Mammon to come with him, he says no, and Lucifer having to cope with it. (Either as a ship or brotherly love.. or both lol)

2. Alternate timeline where NON of the brothers go with Lucifer and he has to go to the Devildom alone

Extra: ONLY Simeon says yes to going to the Devildom.

Based off this song

Why do I need to "dig two graves" how long do you think this Journey Of Revenge is gonna last lol? As far as I'm concerned this is my gap year

@chillisreal