So I’m Trying To Finish A Headcanon Thing- It's Kinda Turning Into A Full Fanfic And Its Taking Alot

Thinking about the implications of Barbatos never being a child...

Like this means there's never been a point in his life that he's been able to rely on anyone, never been tought or taken care of?

It makes me think about what his relationship with the demon king would be, like why he was originally at the castle when he and Diavolo met? Was it for business or something more personally

It also makes me really appreciate his connection and trust in Solomon, like Sol is probably the first person Barb has been able to really and truly relax around in a long time and I really love that (not to mention what that says about Solomon, is he smart enough to deceive our little Time Lord or has he genuinely managed to create a connection with him?)

Anyways this is just me finding a roundabout way to say I ship Barbatos x Demon King and I'm really mad that no one else See's what I see

Why are there no Diavolo and Barbatos domestic fluff fics??? Why does every fanfic with them have to be either them doing the horizontal tango or being sadistic evil bastards??? GOD I just want caretaker Barb I just want them to talk to each other and do stupid cute shit I'm so tiered of porn I just want substance fuck- I'm gonna have to write it myself no plea

This cant be that rare of a pairing?? so many ppl agree that Barb raised Dia but no one does anything with it waahhh

Dom Mc is underappreciated, Its like ppl forgot that these demons are supposed to be obeying us.

Barbatos watching Diavolo commit his 27th war crime this week pretending not to care

Characterization is wild, I can tell you a character named their black cat Shadow and you'll be like "Oh they're basic" then I can tell you they order straight black coffee and you'll be like "OH! they're insane" and you'll be right both times

2 alcoholics perfectly functional adults avoiding their problems

I bet you're secretly a Lucifucker :/

You think he's cute? you wanna fuk his bussy? push him down the stairs? snap his neck??? A walking tragedy is all you'll amount to, both of you

lets all ignore the supervillain monologue and look at this instead

mc gets lucifer to buy all their drinks =w=) extortion moments

The fact that in Obey Me the food always has some sort of "demonic twist" to the name (Hellfire Mushrooms, ext ext) but Pickles are just normal ass pickles is so funny to like,

either pickles originated in the Devildom OR some bastard brought them over from the human world and they just spread like an infection

genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Ok so, 2 Obey me fanfic ideas based on a song I like

The moment Lucifer asked Simeon/Mammon to come with him, he says no, and Lucifer having to cope with it. (Either as a ship or brotherly love.. or both lol)

2. Alternate timeline where NON of the brothers go with Lucifer and he has to go to the Devildom alone

Extra: ONLY Simeon says yes to going to the Devildom.

Based off this song