Genuinely One Of The Saddest Parts Of This New Era Of The Internet Is How Hard It Is To Rick Roll Someone

I'm not visiting you in the hospital <3

Do you feel it? The burn?

Do you hear it? The screams?

You've forsaken them.

You have forsaken me.

Stop eating 50+ year old candy

I DO WHAT I WANT FART FACE <3

Everytime I close my eyes I can hear Diavolo's laugh echoing in my mind

Diavolo’s charm(?)

Luke is in a constant state of fear and honestly I agree with him, fuck these demons.

it takes so little to bring me joy,

I thought after preordering I'd just forget about this and go on with my life until it arrived but I've been thinking about this constantly 🐑🐏💤

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Falling for Solomon a little harder everyday... Sigh

you and solomon were insufferable.

sometimes the brothers thought you both did it on purpose. they wouldnt put it past solomon to be so lovey dovey with you just to rub it in their face, but you would never! right? still every time they saw you and solomon being domestic together every one of them had to hold back the feeling that you were doing this to get under their skin.

they’d catch you cooking for solomon, humming to yourself while he sits nearby reading a book or working on something quietly. you would help solomon put on his jacket when he would leave and sometimes he’d tie your shoes for you. or you would feed him a bite of your desert from your spoon. you both ran errands for each other. you’d even write solomon little notes for him to find. it was like the two of you were an old married couple, domestic and in love, and it annoyed the brothers to no end.

they never said anything to you, but every now and then solomon would catch a glimpse of them scowling at him, and he was living for it.

for: @ratbabyari

It's weird that people think the way that they talk

(British) "I need a new vase"

Like bro get the hell outta here with that just think it "vase" like a normal person you propagandized fuck

Barbatos would die in any hill if it meant making Diavolos easier. It's just a fact.

Implying anyone would be cuddling Lucifer at all (◕ᴗ◕✿)

Everyone just wants to be held in mc’s arms as the little spoon.

Lucifer won’t say it, he’s to prideful

Mammon’s to much of a tsundere

Levi’s way to shy

Satan happily asks for cuddles in his room (and to piss off Lucifer)

Asmo has no shame and is always in your arms

Beel won’t ask but melts when you do anyway

Belphie is a spoiled brat who likes making his brothers mad

Diavolo is stopped by Lucifer and barb

Barb never rests because he’s one fell of a butler

Simon only asks when your alone

Solomon is very sad and needs human comfort and also to just shove it the others faces because he’s the only other human there

Thirteen is very happy in your arms and kinda goes on her own without you even saying anything

Mephistopheles is... Mephistopheles

I have no clue what Raphael does (if you have any ideas please share)

And Luke reins supreme as an adorable child

MC will throw who ever is in their arms if Luke even looks like he wants cuddles and honestly so would I.