I'm Bored, So I'm Giving You A Whole Essay Here:
I'm bored, so I'm giving you a whole essay here:
So you're having your everyday life. You go to bed one evening, everything is normal. (Like so normal)(Bear with me im setting the scene). You wake up the next morning, tho and woah, there's a fricken genie glass thingy at the side of your bed! Isn't that insane dude! You open it, and Mr. genie guy comes out, except he's got different rules this time.
Your first wish must be for some sort of ability (supernatural or normal) for yourself. What do you wish for?
For the second wish, you must wish for 1 person/place/thing to be yours. What person/place/thing do you wish for?
And for your final wish, idk, just whatever you really want to wish for (with the normal rules: no wishing for more wishes, no necromancy, and no bewitching anyone to fall in love w/ you).
Ooooo- so fun, great scene setting. Let's see...
Wish number one: I want the ability to manipulate probability. "Oh, what are the odds I get my dream job? Let's make that 100%. Odds I get HRT immediately? 100%, it's gonna happen." If that's too overpowered, I'll go with the basic tranny answer of shapeshifting
Wish number two: Give me all of Elongated Muskrat's money. All of it. I could actually use it for a SHIT TON of good and still have plenty left over to support myself and the people I love for life. Let me do everything that coward won't-
Wish number three: I want a bag that fills with whatever snack I want when I am hungry. I am a very simple man and also the local garbage disposal (if you don't eat it, I will). I have a fast metabolism, so I feel really hungry a lot of the time. I would kill for infinite snacks.
This was actually really fun- good questions, all of them.
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Hello! I hope your week has been nice. I’m working on a community for fiction readers and authors (aspiring and published). The books have a general target audience of 13-25. It’ll be like a bookstore that’s run by the authors. I want it to give readers the chance to engage with authors, asking/learning about great stories that they might not have discovered otherwise, and for authors to build their brand without all the stress of expensive marketing. I plan for this to be a really fun and interactive experience for book lovers on both sides. Would you like to be part of it when the community launches? It’ll probably be this upcoming weekend, but I want to start building a list of confirmed members, so that we can have fun as soon as it begins.
Sure! That actually sounds like a lot of fun. I may not be able to participate much outside of making/replying to posts or asking questions due to my current living situation, but I'd love to partake!
I AM GOING TO START SOBBING, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME????
TOTK - Eternal (part 1)
part 2 here
Stepping out the shower, staring down the cowboy in the mirror, and swinging my massive dick like a lasso for our daily showdown. I haven't won yet, but I'll be damned if I don't get his ass one day
You know shit's bad when your whole state looks like this. We were already having a dry spell, so whenever the winds got crazy, wildfires took over everywhere. Firefighters were even sent in from the neighboring states, and unfortunately, we can't get any aerial support because the winds are still too high. The wind ALSO brought a shit ton of dust. Almost everywhere, visibility was near zero, and breathing this shit in was bound to hurt your lungs. The winds were 70-100+ mph all across the state: trees snapped, trucks flipped, all kinds of damage and debris everywhere. Pretty much anything that wasn't nailed down was flying. People have had to evacuate a lot of places.
I'm lucky enough that myself and my family are alright, the damage at our place wasn't severe, but damn, something had it out for us today-
fucked up in the crib playing five nights at freddys at the Jefferson memorial
I'm bored, so y'all can send me asks (anonymous or not) and I will answer them honestly
