I Would Like To Apologise To All The People Who I Accidentally Follow Then Promptly Unfollow.

I would like to apologise to all the people who I accidentally follow then promptly unfollow.

I’m very sorry, but hands are made of stupid

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4 months ago

Sometimes I wish I was a liquid


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So let me get this straight. I can just post the most dim-witted, brain rotting, cell killing, mind numbing, aneurysm inducing, sloppy shit eating, glue sniffing, rock chewing, ear drilling, face scratching, eyeball gouging, pure visual acid of a post, and not only would it NOT get me crucified, but there is a chance that people will LIKE ME???

WHAT THE FUCK???


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3 months ago

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)


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9 months ago

*walks out of the restaurant kitchen with a plate in hand* Hey guys uhh bad news your food miiiight be a bit overcooked because some one accidentally had forgotten to turn off the oven while h-they were in the bathroom. So I apologise for the- ahuh? Oh uh yes you still do have to pay for the bill- uh. no you don’t get a refund


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2 months ago

Hmm. Have you been eating waffle cones perchance?

huh. my entire apartment building smells like waffle cones

3 months ago
Study Of Daniel Craig For Belvedere Vodka

Study of Daniel Craig for Belvedere Vodka


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Reminder: drink water and collect rocks

Are you mentally okay

I ask myself that every day at 3am.

6 months ago

I'm honestly all out of options, I don't know any crowdfunding sites that would allow me to set one up because I don't even have my own bank account or a valid ID and I just use my mom's instead, so all I can do is drop the paypal I've been using, https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/especterofficial

If anyone would be kind enough to donate even just a dollar, it would be very appreciated.

I hate to be an annoying shill, but it's really really hard to not be when we're facing a very dire situation in need, and my PC is down and I cannot do commissions.


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chroniccarbondrinker - Yours Truly, ChronicCD
Yours Truly, ChronicCD

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