So Let Me Get This Straight. I Can Just Post The Most Dim-witted, Brain Rotting, Cell Killing, Mind Numbing,

So let me get this straight. I can just post the most dim-witted, brain rotting, cell killing, mind numbing, aneurysm inducing, sloppy shit eating, glue sniffing, rock chewing, ear drilling, face scratching, eyeball gouging, pure visual acid of a post, and not only would it NOT get me crucified, but there is a chance that people will LIKE ME???

WHAT THE FUCK???

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I’ll be real with you chief, this shit genuinely scares me. Like I get it’s interesting and all that but I’m just thinking that one day, one of these things will be “alive” and it’ll be unable to do anything other then be alone with its thoughts, incapable of ending its own suffering as it slowly dies from its malformed existence.

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This Post Went Really Viral Recently On Twitter And Tiktok And Of Course A Lot People Accuse It Of Being

This post went really viral recently on twitter and tiktok and of course a lot people accuse it of being fake but no, sometimes an animal just accidentally forms as a hilarious ball of that animal. It's not alive but it is always the funniest possible thing to happen to the embryonic development of what should have just been a cow or a goat.


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3 months ago

Tailor Birds “Sewing” Nests

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3 months ago

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Optimism is sexy and I stand by this statement

"Nice characters are boring" to YOU. I love characters who no matter what, will always have genuine love for humanity in their heart. Characters who dance and laugh and sing with sincerity. Characters who believe in others, and are willing to extend a helping hand to people when no one gave them the same luxury. Characters who have gone through so much but believe, no matter what, that humanity and life is something beautiful and worth protecting

They are also top contenders for “the funniest and most inappropriate name award” alongside the Mountain Chicken and Booby

Dik-dik!
Dik-dik!

Dik-dik!

Dik-dik are tiny antelopes, and they like to travel in pairs. I only ever saw them in low light, grazing around the edges of clearings. So I never got a nice photo, but I love them to distraction. They grow up to 16 inches tall, and adults weigh 7-13 pounds.

For comparison, Junior Bonner (the prince of house cats) weighs 16 pounds.

Masai Mara, Kenya, July 2023.


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3 months ago

hey man i’ve always wanted to make music but i have absolutely no idea where to start. your stuff is pretty neat, any advice?

Pick up only one of the following: Logic, Reaper, FL, or Ableton - and then look up some tutorials on whichever one you choose. These are called DAWs (Digital Audio Workstation) and they all serve the same function as each other, so you don't need more than one. The choices listed are simply different price-brackets, Ableton is my DAW of choice, but its the most expensive, buuut it also includes the most comprehensive built-in list of effects and instruments out of the four DAWs mentioned. Then, think of a genre you want to make, and just like when learning to draw, look up some references! Look up videos on YouTube about the genre you wish to create, watch what they do, emulate it, spend time learning the DAW, get familiar with Automation, learn how tracks and busses operate with each other, don't just copy!! DON'T neglect mixing and mastering either, but only concern yourself with that when you're feeling a bit more confident in the basics of song-making and composing!

6 months ago
"Not To Worry, Pomni! I'll Certainly Hit It THIS Time For Sure!"

"Not to worry, Pomni! I'll certainly hit it THIS time for sure!"

Happy (late) anniversary to this wonderful show lmao I literally stayed up to make sure to post it as soon as possible, y'all have no idea what hell I went through lol

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"Not To Worry, Pomni! I'll Certainly Hit It THIS Time For Sure!"

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10 months ago

Walrus & Vomit

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/give yourcousinvinnie sponge 9999999999

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4 weeks ago

I can't stop watching this- it's been stuck on loop for 4 hours. Somebody- help me.

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