*walks Out Of The Restaurant Kitchen With A Plate In Hand* Hey Guys Uhh Bad News Your Food Miiiight Be

*walks out of the restaurant kitchen with a plate in hand* Hey guys uhh bad news your food miiiight be a bit overcooked because some one accidentally had forgotten to turn off the oven while h-they were in the bathroom. So I apologise for the- ahuh? Oh uh yes you still do have to pay for the bill- uh. no you don’t get a refund

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7 months ago

I'm honestly all out of options, I don't know any crowdfunding sites that would allow me to set one up because I don't even have my own bank account or a valid ID and I just use my mom's instead, so all I can do is drop the paypal I've been using, https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/especterofficial

If anyone would be kind enough to donate even just a dollar, it would be very appreciated.

I hate to be an annoying shill, but it's really really hard to not be when we're facing a very dire situation in need, and my PC is down and I cannot do commissions.


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6 months ago

How the fuck do you argue against someone who’s counter to everything you say is “nuh uh your actually stupid and evil”???

Like. Bruh. I’m trying to NOT be those things, can’t we agree on that at least????

Horses are neat

Can we know something about Ragatha, a little fun fact about her? ●-●

She likes horses.


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Optimism is sexy and I stand by this statement

"Nice characters are boring" to YOU. I love characters who no matter what, will always have genuine love for humanity in their heart. Characters who dance and laugh and sing with sincerity. Characters who believe in others, and are willing to extend a helping hand to people when no one gave them the same luxury. Characters who have gone through so much but believe, no matter what, that humanity and life is something beautiful and worth protecting

They are also top contenders for “the funniest and most inappropriate name award” alongside the Mountain Chicken and Booby

Dik-dik!
Dik-dik!

Dik-dik!

Dik-dik are tiny antelopes, and they like to travel in pairs. I only ever saw them in low light, grazing around the edges of clearings. So I never got a nice photo, but I love them to distraction. They grow up to 16 inches tall, and adults weigh 7-13 pounds.

For comparison, Junior Bonner (the prince of house cats) weighs 16 pounds.

Masai Mara, Kenya, July 2023.


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I Sometimes Think About Him

I sometimes think about him


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10 months ago

That’s some good humble pie right there

chroniccarbondrinker - Yours Truly, ChronicCD

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I hadn’t had an energy drink in a while and my mom brought red bull so I had one this morning and I feel like my heart is going to explode and I’m not having good time you guys

6 months ago

biggest mindfuck is the fact that it can be so so difficult to tell the difference between when it's time for "do it bored/scared/stupid but by jove just do it" and when it's time for "if it sucks hit the bricks"


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