When I Saw Zeus And Read Her Backstory This Song Immediately Popped Into My Head. Probably Better Songs

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

Okay now set her on fire :)

OK SHES DOOONNEEEE I kind of have to hold her like a wet cat but HEREEEEE!!!!!

I make her mask removable with Velcro so I can make more expressions for her

Yeah, I make mistakes and immediately feel bad about it afterwards :)

Yeah, I won’t ever resolve those issues in a healthy way :D

Yeah, I’m going to let the consequences of my own actions fester in my mind and negatively influence my behaviour :3

Yeah,

i’ll probably do it again (*~*)

Everybody always so bold when dunking from the other parallel dimension 😔

"Redraw tumblr post" time of the year again, based on this one specifically that i found weeks ago but I needed to do something with it hfgjdh (with the original post being on tiktok). I just love canon Blaze being absolutely ass at cooking💜

I rolled an 8…

…Is that good?

Tell Copper she is beautiful and doing Spectacularly and we are very proud of her :3

roll a charisma check

*walks out of the restaurant kitchen with a plate in hand* Hey guys uhh bad news your food miiiight be a bit overcooked because some one accidentally had forgotten to turn off the oven while h-they were in the bathroom. So I apologise for the- ahuh? Oh uh yes you still do have to pay for the bill- uh. no you don’t get a refund

What the fuck is formaldehyde and why do I keep threatening people to drink it?

*Looks it up*

OOOOOOoooooh that doesn’t explain anything

wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating

If my years on the internet has ever taught me anything it’s that you can put anyone and anyTHING in a Suit & Tie and someone WILL become romantically/sexually attracted to it…

This you slut?

Yall need to see the cut storyboards right fucking now