What The Fuck Is Formaldehyde And Why Do I Keep Threatening People To Drink It?

Tailor Birds “Sewing” Nests

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Guess who’s using this information TO SCARE FAMILY MEMBERS!!! :D

"Centipedes don't fuck" is one of my favorite animal facts. There are plenty of sexually reproducing animals that don't fuck per se (like a lot of fish) but centipedes don't even meet. Males just leave sperm packets lying on the fucking ground and females pick them up and take them home. They don't even hang out

The scariest thing to happen to me this October so far is that I [REDACTED]

They truly be skidaddleing

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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

I’m glad we all have a love/hate feeling towards this guy

I’m going to chew off Jax’s skin and shake him around like a dog with fucking rabies fuck this guy he needs to go to a federal prison and be put into solitary confinement /aff

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

THE AMAZING DIGITAL CARNIVAL - (COMIC #12)

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I can't stop watching this- it's been stuck on loop for 4 hours. Somebody- help me.

Oh cool it’s normal then… wait why is this normal?

Many such cases

New to Tumblr so I’m just feeling around my new skin