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hi could you write zooble x reader headcanons pls

A/N: yes dude!!11!1!1! Zooble fans rise‼️

Type: romance!1!1!1 gender neutral reader, gonna go from meeting hcs, developed feelings hcs, confessing hcs, and then wa blam dating hcs

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| TADC | Zooble x GN!Reader Headcanons |

♡ Meeting You ♡

☆ they had arrived in the circus a bit before you did, so this was their first experience with a new person here

☆ you had bumped into them, causing their slightly loose arms to fall off

☆ naturally they were a tad resentful, annoyed that they had to get Ragatha to help put their arms back on while Caine gave you a tour

☆ but oddly (and annoyingly) enough, you seemed to be fonder of them, sticking to them during the adventure.

☆ the adventure, an indoor one, was a simple paintball fight, with Gloinks running around for some reason

☆ they didn’t exactly mind you following them, tolerating you more since there was already a shared disliking for Jax. 

☆ You both targeted him the WHOLEEE time

☆ your clumsy ass DID somehow shoot them and yourself at multiple points, somehow, but it was fun

☆ you guys still got hit hard, but it was funny whenever you hit him

☆ after that, you two did stick together a bit more, and they eventually didn’t exactly mind how clumsy you were

☆ despite how closed off they were, they opened up to you more as time went on, considering you their best friend

♡ Developed Feelings ♡

☆they were in COMPLETE denial

☆ to be fair who wouldn’t 

☆ you’re their BEST FRIEND, there’s no way they like you like THAT…right?

☆ spoilers: wrong!1!1!1!1

☆They were head over heels

☆Literally. You had them so distracted at one point, they tripped and their head fell just aHEAD (lmao I’m so funny/j) of their feet

☆ you helped them, of course, and they were HELLA flustered

☆ bright red and everything, but considering their head is pink it wasn’t that noticeable 

☆But still, you holding their face was definitely a memory for them

☆ They definitely clung to you a bit more often, making sure you were okay during the adventures and all that

☆ And protecting you from Jax!!

☆ they were still really affectionate, but more so by doing stuff for you 

☆Once Jax found out he definitely made a TON of fun of them for it too

☆ He even told you they liked you once, just to see your reaction

☆ Yes, that gave your also down bad self a LOTTT of hope, but it was Jax, so no way you would believe that.

♡ Confessing ♡

☆it took a LOT of pestering from Jax and a lot of encouragement from Pomni and Gangle for them to confess

☆ For putting up such a rough exterior they got VERY anxious about this

☆ how it happened was this

☆ Before an adventure, they asked you to meet them at their room after it ended

☆ to which you agreed,  couldn’t be that bad

☆ During the adventure you did notice they were a lot more…anxious? Fidgety? You were worried for them, that was the only thing you knew

☆ you tried to ask them if something was wrong, but they pushed you away

☆ they also were avoiding you too, so something was definitely up

☆After the adventure, you met them at their room as they asked

☆ They were there, along with gangle and Pomni down the hall watching, just in case!

☆ they took a few deep breaths when you arrived, calming themself down as they began to speak

☆ it took a bit of stalling, but then they blurted it out.

☆ and to their surprise…you reciprocated!!

♡ Dating ♡

☆ it was almost immediately you suggested dating, and they agreed of course

☆ I don’t see them being very touchy, but if you wanted some physical affection, they’re happy to oblige

☆ they DEFINITELY like giving words of affirmation or acts of service

☆ like they enjoy protecting you from Jax’s teasing

☆ said teasing was a LOTTT more prominent now too, since you and the “oh so mean” Zooble were dating

☆They also compliment you a lot after adventures, even as they stopped going to them

☆ you convinced them to go to a few though!! 

☆ spending time with each other was both of you two’s favorite thing

☆ You also helped them pick out parts each morning, since you stayed in their room, cuddling or not it was nice to be around them

☆They had a big bed, so if neither of you wanted to snuggle, it’d be fine

☆ occasionally, you may get into small fights over the adventures, but they were never too big

☆you also gave them small cheek kisses every now and then, since they didn’t exactly have lips to kiss with

☆ Those were the main reason they went on adventures, to be honest

☆ They also felt more confident with the pieces you picked for them, they felt more special knowing you thought of them when you saw them

☆ They also definitely lent you a piece or two, even if you didn’t have much use for them, sometimes they had fun accessories in there you liked

☆ You also convinced Caine to give you a few of new pieces to give Zooble every now and then

☆ they did the same for you, just getting you more accessories 

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A/N: okay that’s itttt!!! Sorry if they were kinda lazy towards the end, I’m tired

"Not to worry, Pomni! I'll certainly hit it THIS time for sure!"

Happy (late) anniversary to this wonderful show lmao I literally stayed up to make sure to post it as soon as possible, y'all have no idea what hell I went through lol

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wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating

Okay, I've been trying to keep things under wraps- at least until I got to finish a handful of commissions, but the family business hasn't been doing the greatest lately.

In fact, we're very much on the reds right about now because of it, our funds are so low we're not gonna make it past the next day if I don't take comms immediately.

So I'm opening some slots again for the freeform full-body painted ones like these, they're available for 100$. Furry, simple robot designs, humans; I'll do 'em, so long as it's not hateful/offensive/too complex.

Please help. I am genuinely nervous about our situation.

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If anyone would be kind enough to donate even just a dollar, it would be very appreciated.

I hate to be an annoying shill, but it's really really hard to not be when we're facing a very dire situation in need, and my PC is down and I cannot do commissions.

So, I gotta ask. If I DIDN'T want her to eat me, she wouldn't, right?

And if I asked, "Dude, stop eating people," she'd be confused, like, "Why? They like it."

Why wouldn't you want to feed her? Our daughter. Our daughter. Why wouldn't you want to feed her? Our daughter.

i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.

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Pick up only one of the following: Logic, Reaper, FL, or Ableton - and then look up some tutorials on whichever one you choose. These are called DAWs (Digital Audio Workstation) and they all serve the same function as each other, so you don't need more than one. The choices listed are simply different price-brackets, Ableton is my DAW of choice, but its the most expensive, buuut it also includes the most comprehensive built-in list of effects and instruments out of the four DAWs mentioned. Then, think of a genre you want to make, and just like when learning to draw, look up some references! Look up videos on YouTube about the genre you wish to create, watch what they do, emulate it, spend time learning the DAW, get familiar with Automation, learn how tracks and busses operate with each other, don't just copy!! DON'T neglect mixing and mastering either, but only concern yourself with that when you're feeling a bit more confident in the basics of song-making and composing!

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