Hey Man I’ve Always Wanted To Make Music But I Have Absolutely No Idea Where To Start. Your Stuff Is

If my years on the internet has ever taught me anything it’s that you can put anyone and anyTHING in a Suit & Tie and someone WILL become romantically/sexually attracted to it…

This you slut?

Guess who’s using this information TO SCARE FAMILY MEMBERS!!! :D

"Centipedes don't fuck" is one of my favorite animal facts. There are plenty of sexually reproducing animals that don't fuck per se (like a lot of fish) but centipedes don't even meet. Males just leave sperm packets lying on the fucking ground and females pick them up and take them home. They don't even hang out

🎨color study note

You can spam boop me!

reblog if you let people spam boop you

its of utmost importance you have sound on while watching this

Walrus & Vomit

If you showed Carnival Gangle twerking to Toon pomni, she would disintergrate like if one were to display Caine's fat ass upon the wall of the frigid halls of a victorian manor, only for a sickly child to bare witness and keel over from consumption.

I would like to apologise to all the people who I accidentally follow then promptly unfollow.

I’m very sorry, but hands are made of stupid

where we can find your info about commissions??

There isn't really an infocard about it 😭 My sketches (left) are 50$ for colored-full bodies, while rendered ones (right) are 100$;;;

You could also commission me for a full-blown illustration like these for 250$ too, because they're insanely detailed and take me longer to do.

Sinple refs like these could range from 100-150$, really depending on how many details do you want to add to it

And that's it, that's all I can really offer;;;;;;

Sweet Jazz City, an idyllic bustling city within Taiga Country. Filled with an assortment of businesses, people, and places. However, something sinister has disrupted this city. Objects, animals, and even people have been distorting into strange multi-eyed entities. Forcefully dragged into this strange phenomena. It is now up to a ragtag group of unlikely heroes to save the day (despite how much they don't want to). Will they be able to put a stop to this abstracted madness and whatever, or whoever, is causing it, or will they fail?