This Is Why I Love Deadpool

my wife just sent me this,

I feel like deadpool would do a pregnancy test for jokes and panic when it comes back positive bc he doesn't know pregnancy tests come back positive if u have ball cancer

I can't stop thinking about it.

My bad gang I had an artblock, I had like a list of ideas but no motivation, I don’t think thats a n artblock?? But who cares, here my children, feast.

"What do you mean the spider bite didn't give you a radioactive womb?!?!" Wade probably

The funniest hyperfixations have gotta be the ones where you watch something and go "this thing is cute. I like it. not sure if Id call it a favorite of mine but its definitely enjoyable at least" and then cut to a month later and its completely overtaken your life

my process of making ocs

average early spideytorch interaction

i've just melted there (I melt and cry every time anyone speaks about Oliver's heart come on) and I have a theory (actually I already have it before the episode) or condider it to be my dream of Oliver acting fatherly with Theo and helping him financially somehow, probably offering him some job at the theatre (Oliver could still be compassionate to Teddy (after a small fight) despite the fact Teddy was sent to prison by him, Teddy threatened him, Teddy slept with his wife, Teddy was the real father of Will which gave Oliver a feeling that the most important part of his life is a lie and he failed and had nothing left, so yes, he is forgiving and Teddy still means a lot to him, so I don't think he can actually be harsher to Theo (despite he kinda kidnapped him once), he understands what make Theo to do what he did, so it wouldn't be out of character to try to fix things up where Teddy spoiled them)

and of Mabel ending up with Theo too

Jealous. Possessive. Territorial.

I know we all love him when he's funny. But oh my god he's such a good singer. I'm blown away and now I want him to make anything like that on stage again. I'm coming. Anywhere in the world. I'm coming to see it 😂

Edit: I looked it up and I'm also blown away of his looks (as usual but still).

Edit 2: I'm losing my mind here. This is so good. Can I please travel back in time?! (And I would stay there because... well shit world.) At the moment I don't want to hear or see anything ever again but this. Oh my god. Losing everything here!

Edit 3: The last one (I think). I listened to the whole recording and can't find any words to describe my true feelings. I said to my wife that it felt like listening to Elton Johns "Your Song" for the first time which made me another person in some ways (emotionally speaking). And having such a moment (or moments) while having the hardest time in my life... I never thought it is possible. So thank you to this wonderful recording of "The Goodbye Girl". Thank you Martin Short because without you I probably never would have listened to this. And yeah, he's also the one who makes me feel this way now and gives me all those goosebumps.

I finish this post now 😂

born to comment on every one of Martin Short's posts FORCED for him to not have any social media </3333

Aw, this is so sweet.