My Wife Just Sent Me This,

Hello tumblr.. I'm back as promised... GENTLE POOLVERINE BE UPON YE!!!

If Oliver Putnam had a nickle for every time he got his producer's son arrested for manslaughter committed via pushing someone from a high place, he'd have two nickles, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

that moment when you get a hot british artist girlfriend and everything seems normal when WHABAM!!!!!!! shes actually a freak who is reenacting the murder you were framed for!!!! she made your apartment in her art studio!!!!!! time to go stab someone on the subway and break into a place with the deaf guy who accidentally pushed your friend off of a building!!!

Something funn

Jealous. Possessive. Territorial.

he's just livin his best life <3

Made an opposite one for the other freaks, pick your yaoi I mean poison

damn these canadians

HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS>

not enough people talking about charles oliver and mabel wearing the bi flag colors