The Year Is 2050. The New Season Of Only Murders In The Building Is Out. No One Lives In Arconia Anymore

I never thought a Honda Odyssey could be so homoerotic

Poor wolvie

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Praying Ryan Reynold’s Deadpool and a (now older) Andrew Garfield’s Spiderman get together 🙏🏾

that moment when you get a hot british artist girlfriend and everything seems normal when WHABAM!!!!!!! shes actually a freak who is reenacting the murder you were framed for!!!! she made your apartment in her art studio!!!!!! time to go stab someone on the subway and break into a place with the deaf guy who accidentally pushed your friend off of a building!!!

i want 2 rip my thighs off 🥀

Being in this fandom is crazy because sometimes you remember things like when Martin Short wrote a musical about Martin Short with the same guys who co-wrote Which of the Pickwick..., and in that musical Martin Short died and people wanted to replace him with Meryl Streep, and it's a real song.

I feel like I am literally starving to death for more Timon and Pumbaa content. Both official content and fan content. (And none of that live action bull shit!!!!!!!!!!!)

I am ravenous. Vibrating. DESPERATE.

My nervous system is on FIRE.

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