Being In This Fandom Is Crazy Because Sometimes You Remember Things Like When Martin Short Wrote A Musical

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Bonus:

Martin Harvey {Martin Short} - Captain Ron; 1992

i need to see Oliver in a turtleneck again in the 5th season!!!! I'm so happy they started recording (even if Teddy/Nathan Lane more than probably won't be in it)

Poor wolvie

you can't tell me bloomialystock isn't canon and then go ahead and watch max say “who's my little accountant? are you my little accountant? you're my little accountant!” that's like saying gays aren't real and then going to watch drag race

His first suit its still in my brain so yeah AU design I guess

Also made his un-suited self a bit different to kinda differentiate them for myself more than anything

guys i cant stop thinking about the Robin Williams film The Birdcage and how its considered a comedy. THAT SHIT MADE ME CRYY.

Albert and Armand are willing to change their entire life to bend to the will of their PRICK of a son. they love him so much and at NO POINT in that movie does he show any appreciation for his LOVELY PARENTS. and dont even get me started on agador, he TELLS val that he will fall if he wears shoes and that he cant cook and then when both of those things prove themselves true val has the audacity to be pissed off.

FUCK val honestly, how DARE he ask albert to leave, WHAT DO YOU MEAN he doesnt want his second father to meet his fiancé because hes too gay? ill strangle you, you little shit stain. why are you not the most culturally queer kid to ever walk the earth, you were raised by a drag queen and her husband who OWNS THE DRAG CLUB, be for real.

AND THE FACT THAT VALS FIANCE COULD CARE LESS IF HE HAS TWO DADS. why are we trying to impress these fucking conservatives, who gives a fuck.

and when armand and albert get their palimony agreement bc they cant get married. ILL SOB.

"What does it matter, take it all! im 50 years old and theres only one place in the world i call home and its because your there. so take it, what difference does it make if i say you can stay or you say i can stay? its ours." OH IM A WRECK. dont hit me up, im sobbing.

link to the original

Lumiere is the sexiest character in Beauty and the Beast, sorry I don’t make the rules.