[ID: The 20 Second Handwashing Meme. The Words Underneath Each Step Are From The “I Fucking Hate Jurgen

Frick yeah success! I can now calculate a bunch of dumb calculus that somehow pertains to calculating stress values in the earth, and it only cost some of my livers lifespan

New drinking game: every time you have to close and then start back up a program while fixing it, take a sipp.

Can confirm get drunk wuick.

To all my fellow boss b****s out there! We run this world!

TUMBLR PLEASE I WAS TRYING TO SHOW THIS

And yet, only a fraction of the energy created when two lesbians recognize each other’s gayness in public and fist bump.

I had a dream last night that I was at a coffee shop and there was a drink called ‘fistbumping lesbians’ and it was a seven shot caramel latte

made a comic about some thoughts! small ways you can empower people, choosing who to empower, and why “don’t make your orientation your whole personality” misses the depth of the issue.

stay cute, stay proud, and love your friends

I’m just worried about how he’s digging the hole, like, the dirt keeps falling back in. At least the rabbit is trying.

A stray rabbit helping my bf dig a hole in the garden this past spring 

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Holds up another random animation from another random cringe fandom:

I just think they’re neat.

WOOT!

New job! 6am-2pm, minimal human interaction, and I’m the first person at this location to have the job!

Freight and Handling at Home Depot!

I have family of choice in Barcelona, and it pleases me to learn not just of their struggles, but of their triumphs. Quiero a todo voz.

Listen guys, this important. I need gifs of Taemins tiny hands being tiny. I need SeRaToNiN STAT.

I’m sorry, I know I shouldn’t do this, but things are getting crazy. Among Us keeps getting hacked, and I’m pretty sad because it is a legitimately fun game. Most trendy games are time wasters, but this is something I’d play for years.

With that said, I’m calling out to ANONYMOUS. I believe in you guys, and I believe you care when people use hacking against other internet denizens. So, please, help Sloth solve this problem. Let’s unite and show these hacks that they can’t just willfully attack people.

That is all.