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We cannot forget, of course, the generation that has consumed dissolving packets of a basic ph solution for clout. And the previous generation who did the same with a large quantity of spice that irritates the lungs because “lol funny coughing video”.

Now that humans have photographed a black hole, we all immediately have decided we wish to eat it, as it is vaguely bagel shaped and probably a good companion to the sarcophagus juice. Imagine aliens encountering this particular brand of humanity.

Heck my dude at least 60% will be hella scared that humans will actually find a way to have a nibble of the Forbidden Bagel. The other 40% will recognize the joke in it but still be vaguely unnerved.

The MC

Normal is their second name.

This one's from the Twitter suggestion pile! https://twitter.com/aurabeth/status/1399538324088496132

ADHD life hacks #41,279: Vegetable Management

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WOOT!

New job! 6am-2pm, minimal human interaction, and I’m the first person at this location to have the job!

Freight and Handling at Home Depot!

I went to the first three theater showings of RWBY because I was obsessed, and during one of them Adam is on the screen and someone shouts, “Nobody likes you!” Then everyone cheered.

I think about it a lot.

Alright, last one today I swear.

I have a Good Dog

[ID: The 20 second handwashing meme. The words underneath each step are from the “I fucking hate Jurgen Leitner” video until the line “why does he have so many fucked up books” End ID.]