Why does living have to be so hard why can't we all just chill tf out fr
*Crunch crunch munch*
I would cry for some cookies rn honestly
Could you imagine when they invented "the pink stuff" and it didn't have its dye yet, like they didn't have the budget and it was called "the white stuff" but one dude was like "lol cum scrub" and then they had to put pink dye in it and all of then where like "God fucking dame it jarry we can't call it cum scrub! You got the the WHOLE MEETING CHANTING FUCKING, CUM. SCRUB."
HOLD UP so I was Googling vehicular manslaughter and this was the first picture I saw, and I was like hold the fucking phone
Me looking at the police officers service gun outside in Applebee's parking lot
Wally Darling
"thy Beast Has Fallen! We shall feast opon theyn flesh!!"
Hell yeah brother
Hell yeah brother
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