I Hate The Standards For Shoe Wear Now, What Happened To Glow Up Skecher Shoes?? What Is This 500 Doller

This is why I love tumbler, these are my kind of people!

I am Sorry... I've Fibbed... I made Grimace very small and Transparent so you Can Play with him like a Beanie Babies...

I was on Pinterest and was looking at fanart of Garfield and then I saw tons of the "to be loved is to be changed" fanart of that post of the two Garfield plushies side by side with one of them is worn down and old but happy looking and I've never felt such a wave of sadness go through me

This one

I've never felt so envious

JUST TRY AND STOP ME

AHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHHHAHHAA

Bacon Bacon Bacon

Bro got up and skedaddled

Cutie-pie of the sea (x)

ADD popped off and I painted an orca Garfield and some Dittios

Oh my God new sport idea, so how it works is there's a group of like lets say ten people, get them completely stoned and how the game works is they first have to put on a white shirt provided, and then eat half a watermelon melon worth of a watermelon, WITHOUT, getting a mess on the white shirt while stoned on top of having to put it on first. First one to do this wins the t shirt and a Toyota car of their choice, none of that fancy Ferrari shit though.

He is literally me

Flat-headed leafhopper, Titura sp., Ledrinae, Cicadellidae

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Me when your mom:

Bro wiped out his hawk in desperation, sounds like a cool teacher tho

Attempting to get my students to fucking come to class