Look At This Big Fucking Bug

it’s 4:20 PM it’s time to post Weed Pikachu

Could you imagine when they invented "the pink stuff" and it didn't have its dye yet, like they didn't have the budget and it was called "the white stuff" but one dude was like "lol cum scrub" and then they had to put pink dye in it and all of then where like "God fucking dame it jarry we can't call it cum scrub! You got the the WHOLE MEETING CHANTING FUCKING, CUM. SCRUB."

Aaaww they were made for echother

To the teachers that said "monday-fun-day!" To me sincerely fuck you

I'm sorry but the cat in the hat ride at Universal was so fucking horrorfying every thing inside that tunnel looked like they've seen the face of God and it makes it 1000 times better it was such a fucking experience

My guy is MORTIFIED

Hello, friend. I hope you're well. :) What is your favorite kind of sandwich?

I'd have to say pulled pork with an unholy amount of cheese

Shakespeare like poetry but good

BOSS MAKES A BOATLOAD I MAKE A SMIDGE

THAT'S WHY I JERK OFF IN THE WALK IN FRIDGE

He looks like a candyland villain themed around just black licorice

Colorful Nixon

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