Looking At Pictures Of My Cats On The Bus Like How An Over Worked Broke Middle Aged Dad Looks At Pictures

I needed to record this because r/perth is having a regular one today

Could you imagine when they invented "the pink stuff" and it didn't have its dye yet, like they didn't have the budget and it was called "the white stuff" but one dude was like "lol cum scrub" and then they had to put pink dye in it and all of then where like "God fucking dame it jarry we can't call it cum scrub! You got the the WHOLE MEETING CHANTING FUCKING, CUM. SCRUB."

The demon within

Hello, what do you think are the three most worthwhile things?

Ooh good question, the most worth while things in my life I'd say are like, special interests(like mine is like, comic books/fantasy storys) that I truly love, getting new experiences(like going places or doing something new ect), and haveing special bonds with people:)

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My baby boy Mozambique, he's not smart but he cute

Herobrine ass

G1 Transformers becomes a lot more unsettling to watch when you take into consideration that all the animation errors are canon.

Fuck

Fuck

Update: His name is Taffy:)) and he has settled in well and he is fat and happy in his little plant, he likes to pretend to be a leaf as he naps🥺

Can't talk, Comfy in my leaf rn...

A FROG BROKE INTO MY HOUSE

we had him in a Tupperware for the night and this morning I pimped him out in a giant storage container

(The enclosure is supposed to be pretty bare, apparently that's how they like it) I threw a starfish in there for ✨decor🙌✨ and I guess I'm going to have to hunt for bugs now. I'm open to names.

Person: so what kind of shows do you watch?

Me: oh you know, I like comedy.

Person: ooh cool I like stand up comedy what do you like?

Me:

Me: ya know... funny normal stuff