I Needed To Record This Because R/perth Is Having A Regular One Today

It would probably be much easier to smuggle drugs onto places if it looked and smelt like pez and came with like pez dispensers and stuff

To the teachers that said "monday-fun-day!" To me sincerely fuck you

You heard em'

Sigh, to be a cookie...

signs here in Florida, one I encountered the other day while fishing, never fails to make me smile

The temptation to just fucking lose it, just scream and cry and roll into a ball on the floor

Nobody can tell me Rodimus wouldn't take pictures of his human and post them to the LL’s equivalent to a discord server like:

Was banned from the library for putting the religion books in the comedy section, came back with gasoline, no one can tame purple worm

What was I even on about this one I honestly don't know

I was on Pinterest and was looking at fanart of Garfield and then I saw tons of the "to be loved is to be changed" fanart of that post of the two Garfield plushies side by side with one of them is worn down and old but happy looking and I've never felt such a wave of sadness go through me

This one

I've never felt so envious

Taught myself how to crochet a few days ago, made this cute pouch thing:)

(I'm adding a button later)