He Is Literally Me

Looking at pictures of my cats on the bus like how an over worked broke middle aged dad looks at pictures of his children to remind him why he's working so hard

Devine art:)

chocwave

#justice for shorties

"I bet it's so easy to be a cat and not have to worry about work or school!" Well THINK AGAIN. Kitties are so little that they can't even get their own ice cream out of the freezer. Their paws are too Small.

I hate it when you can't download a picture and you have the screenshot and crop it like an animal

I have consumed 14 cans of coke and a small serving of undercooked pasta, shrimp, and one brick of cheese in the past 48 hours and I feel 30 times better than being at school

I just want to be happy.

Imagine if Vapes where still vapes but they sound and looked like a kazoo

To the teachers that said "monday-fun-day!" To me sincerely fuck you

Person: so what kind of shows do you watch?

Me: oh you know, I like comedy.

Person: ooh cool I like stand up comedy what do you like?

Me:

Me: ya know... funny normal stuff